Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 28, 2016

Another reason I won’t be going – unless they install an escalator.

That’s one flight of stairs I’ll gladly climb!

To Paraphrase Led Zeppelin: “And She’s Climbing That Stairway To Heaven” -

Somebody crank up the Led Zeppelin tune, please.

Without a handrail? This is just a sneaky way to tell you that you are not only going to hell, you are going to have to do it by falling off that booby trap.

Didn’t that movie have an escalator? And didn’t it stop because of his love for the girl he met, after he didn’t die on schedule? Or did it stop because of her love for him? Been a while since I’ve seen it.

Stairs, cheesy Heaven sign, still having to rely on a cane to get around even in death — I’d be suspicious that this is really Heaven, and I’d ask for proof. (Or maybe it’s God’s idea of a practical joke.)

Another song comes to mind. I used to work with someone named “Evan”. Whenever I went to see him the song, “Knock, knock,knockin’ on heaven’s (Evan’s) door” came to mind.

Yes, but for those graced to go up there is anti-gravity involved!!

Guess I’m not going unless they install an elevator!

And a court said Page and Plant don’t have to pay for it, either!

Revelation 20 is not in your bible?But, you do have a point. It’s plenty easy to come up with other, equally unrealistic versions of heaven. The islamic one is the best known; of course, it’s only heaven for males…