Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 23, 2016

Nails too I think.

Nah, now large could anything grow ere it rotted off?

Just have the barber take a little more off the front and sides.

Not true. As the rest of your face shrinks from losing collagen, it makes your nose and ears appear larger. Same with your nails. Look it up.

Excuse me while I prepare another cocktail for myself…

That is just SNOT funney…..

Not to worry, Rod, you’re not human, you’re a toon. You’ll never look any different than you do right now.

Perhaps Rod and Darryl (of Baby Blues) could get a group rate at a plastic surgeon.

Of course, Bung forgot to tell you that while nose-and-ears growth is a perpetual growth of sorts, the body just puts the new growth cells there to replace the dead and dying cells (which are re-consumed by the liver and spleen; this is why it is so important to keep your liver healthy [along with all the rest of you, for that matter!]).

I believe this, considering how much the king’s nose has grown over the years as different artists add to it. Now, it’s bigger than the rest of his head.

Poor Rod.

Finally, he’s a winner… by a nose!

Noses, ears, nose and ear hair.

“There ain’t nobody dat knows da noses like the Costranoses knows da noses.” – - -Jimmy Durante

Feet, also, continue to grow over your lifetime.