Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 30, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Wait...did you say this is your rock? Jill: Yes...it's actually a throne for my princess-dom! Danae: Uh...princessdom? Jill: Yes! This is the magical woods of niceness, and I'm the princess who rules it! Danae: Um...Jill? What's that big dark cloud in there? Jill: Mosquitoes. They're kinda like my guard dogs.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
No, no Zika fears please. Just see severe blood loss in the future?
dadoctah over 8 years ago
Mosquitoes are attracted to bananas. Which explains why they’re in thrall to Jill.
energymdpr over 8 years ago
Can you say “alter=ego”
Old Texan75 over 8 years ago
Kind of a weird recipe, too. Where I live, all salsa is jalapeno.I thought he was gone, he doesn’t frequent the comics I read.
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
Somebody needs her medications adjusted.
sandpiper over 8 years ago
Why would a Princess of Niceness need biting guards anyway?Sounds like a contradiction or she is going to turn out to be something entirely.Either way, Danae will handle it.Oh, yeah. Gotta love the spastic ballerina bit.They are out there.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Archaeologists recently found a treasure trove of ancient scrolls. When translated, they were amazed at the extensive description of daily life.Jobs, family relationships, etc. These scrolls described a happy, almost idyllic society and one had a multitude of recipes of their daily fare. The archaeologists have decided to share the secret of this ancient society’s happiness in a book titled“For Happiness – Scroll Past Recipes”;-)
dabugger over 8 years ago
So the recipe for gloom is Jill. A learning experience for Danae?
Linguist over 8 years ago
Who can compete against the Princess of Niceness ?….…..Leona Helmsley. where are you ?
magicwalnut over 8 years ago
I could use a Jill about now….
LeePIII Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is the best one in a long time! :)
26 over 8 years ago
Jill took the path less traveled by: the psychopath.
chriscc63 over 8 years ago
So. she’s Danae’s subconscious alter ego? All that is missing in Danae, now shes complete.
Say What? Premium Member over 8 years ago
That third frame would make an awesome promo shot for a sitcom or movie poster.
Old Man River over 8 years ago
Lagoulou over 8 years ago
Jill is so annoyingly adorable! Prozac anyone?
pcolli over 8 years ago
What recipe?
1953Baby over 8 years ago
Just remember, Jill is what 1950s’ girls were supposed to be like. . .OTH, it would be nice if she appeared now and then. . .it’s going to drive Danae bats not to have the last (dark) word. . .can one be killed with kindness/sunniness?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Someone who understands the joy to be found in others misery!!
Ed Brault Premium Member over 8 years ago
She looks like the dancers Jules Feiffer used in his cartoons.
Varnes over 8 years ago
My ancestors were frost backs from Montreal, so I can say this…..Male mosquitoes (that do not bite), are called" Canadian Soldiers"…. Like most slurs though, it’s wrong….The Kanucks have been with the us and by our side since the beginning….Well, once they gave us Mackinac back……