A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise’s car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore — where a tree blew over and killed him…
Right now as you sit reading this, more than 100,000,000 microcreatures are swimming, feeding, reproducing, and depositing waste inside that area behind your lips…
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Ok, where did that come from?
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Hammerspace.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the human raft.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
I don’t think Calvin would ever want to go out of a boat, giving his experience with his camping trips.
dl11898 about 8 years ago
He has an answer for every possible scenario.
Sportymonk about 8 years ago
You have to wear a life preserver whenever you are in a boat.
Carl R about 8 years ago
That’s a picture of Calvin as a good buoy.
dflak about 8 years ago
I don’t know why they call it buoyancy when it’s women who come with natural “floatation devices” (see Mae West). It should be called “girlancy.”
yimhere about 8 years ago
Looks like he’s being swallowed by a giant clam…..!
Thomas Linquist about 8 years ago
Pretty cocky for a kid who lets his tiger hang him over the lake on a fishing hook to whack fish with a bat.
Lagoulou about 8 years ago
Canadians are known for making love in a canoe….no life jackets either!
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member about 8 years ago
Why would he be on a boat on dry land?
thewizofaz about 8 years ago
Back up to July 11 and there he is with Hobbes in a canoe and NO life vest!
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
It looks like a pretty “big” deal to me…
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise’s car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore — where a tree blew over and killed him…
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Right now as you sit reading this, more than 100,000,000 microcreatures are swimming, feeding, reproducing, and depositing waste inside that area behind your lips…
StarWarsGuy500 about 8 years ago
Looks like it would be kinda hard to move with that thing on.
gyroman12345 about 8 years ago
Following the Boy Scout motto of “Be Prepared”
Number Three about 8 years ago
I never learned to swim and look at me. Alive and kicking!
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neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Here’s another piece of trivial knowledge you can share with your families over dinner:
Did you know every square inch of the human body has about 32 million bacteria on it?c/o The Book of Incredible Information
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Why am I chuckling so hard right now?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Calvin I accidentally fell into a lake & if I didn’t know how to swim I would be dead. Your out of your league here little dude