Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 02, 2016
July 01, 2016
July 03, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Slug bug!
Marigold: Neigh! Why did you hit me?
Phoebe: Because I saw a Volkswagon! It's a game.
Marigold: That is not much of a game. What if I poke you with my horn every time I see a tree?
Phoebe: Your neck will get tired.
Phoebe doesn’t get the point. And for every tree? Just imagined being poked by a knife or a spear? Or maybe even cats? Oh wait, that happens to me all the time.
Note to child: Explain the rules of a game and agree to participation before commencing it, especially if said game involves suddenly elbowing your friend in her throat.
(INB4 “Back in MY day kids used to play in freeway traffic and smash each others’ skulls with baseball bats and go for free candy with strangers ALL THE TIME, and those of us who survived turned out FINE!!”)
I’m now curious as to where Dana is from. In the east, we say “punch-buggy,” and I’ve been under the impression that “slug-bug” is a Midwestern variant.
I remember that Bumblebee had to be changed from a VW Beetle to a Chevy Camaro in the Bayformers movies because VW didn’t want their car associated with violence…
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
It looks like they’re in the slug bug.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Marigold’ll get a sore neck, Phoebe? Not concerned about you a gouged eye or two?
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Good thing they got the car with the unicorn-size seatbelt option ;-)
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Phoebe doesn’t get the point. And for every tree? Just imagined being poked by a knife or a spear? Or maybe even cats? Oh wait, that happens to me all the time.
Monster Hesh over 8 years ago
Note to child: Explain the rules of a game and agree to participation before commencing it, especially if said game involves suddenly elbowing your friend in her throat.
(INB4 “Back in MY day kids used to play in freeway traffic and smash each others’ skulls with baseball bats and go for free candy with strangers ALL THE TIME, and those of us who survived turned out FINE!!”)
PJA over 8 years ago
I’m now curious as to where Dana is from. In the east, we say “punch-buggy,” and I’ve been under the impression that “slug-bug” is a Midwestern variant.
Aurora_Griffin over 8 years ago
I dunno, but I don’t think I’d risk annoying someone that had a long horn on her forehead. XD
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
I never did like that game.
Dirty Dragon over 8 years ago
I much prefer “Popeye”. Admittedly, you can only play that one at night.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
That’s not my dad and brother play the game. They just shout out what they see. No poking, hitting, or prodding involved.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
I Quit over 8 years ago
And it’s slug-a-bug, not slug bug!
DanglingModifier over 8 years ago
I remember that Bumblebee had to be changed from a VW Beetle to a Chevy Camaro in the Bayformers movies because VW didn’t want their car associated with violence…
…then they put Slug Bug in their commercials…