Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2016

Good going, Rat.

And 140 characters saw him do it.

THANK YOU ! Hopefully you got the one Dump’s been abusing.

Rat, you’re my new hero!

I don’t have an account thankfully.

So when anyone sees a tweey bird, someone yell PULL!

If Twitter was really “killed off” the world would go mad because they can’t live without social media XD

If only it were true.

About time somebody did that.

I don’t have Twitter, or Facebook, or MySpace, or whatever. Too many people waste their time speaking nonsense. Go outside and have fun! Just watch out for the Tweety birds guarding their nests.

Rat, with his gun, just fully redeemed himself. Amazing.

Can you also shoot the letter f, please?

Why I think that is just the nicest thing Rat has ever done.

The video of that just went viral…

Well Rat one down and several more to go !

Rat’s done a public service!

If only it were that easy.

[Tweet!] Rat shoots Twitter-bird. The bird is down! We need a new logo!Rat, go shoot some servers. In fact, get assistance from L’il Guard Duck and his sidekick, Mr. Snuffles, and blow up some server-farms! (Hint: Lio has nukes.)

Nice shot.

Poor Larry… (Random fact: the twitter birds name is ‘Larry’)

And there was much rejoicing.

Always funny to hear GoComics posters diss social media. THIS is social media RIGHT HERE!

About time!

Thank you, Rat.

You’re my hero, Rat!

this is “anti” social media on pbs :)next target pokemon go!!watching people’s actions who are playing that should constitute a mental examination – it is simply bizarre

Way to go, Rat!

bye-bye birdie

Rat is spot on for a change

That should shut Trump up

Did he get any pokemons?

Pastis is on Twitter, posts daily. Worth following.

I wish!

Yay Rat! I hope Linkedin is next

FC fans march into a news paper office chanting “Boot pearls! Boot Pearls! Boot Pearls! Or only run it on sundays!” Holding signs that say “Pearls stinks!” and “Pearls ruined everything” and god knows what, curse those FC fans…

I recognize him…

Let us all praise Rat!

Maybe his belief that he’s humanities savior is deserved…