Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 28, 2016
Transcript:
B.E.-Before Eve- When Eden was an all-guys paradise. Adam: Uurrrp. Rolf: Well said! Anyone else? Elephant: Braaapp. Giraffe: Urrrp. Snake: Blurp. Bear: Barp. Lion: Belch. Alligator: Buuurrrrpppp. Voice: We have a consensus...the motion passes! That's not all that passed... Heh-heh. *snort* Woman: Ok...now what's going on down there? Man: Hmm. Mr. & Mrs. Almighty. God: Smells like they invented politics... Woman: In that case, I vote for a great flood to clean it out and start over. God: I'll keep it in mind...
pearlsbs about 8 years ago
Uber anthropomorphism.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
We can see why this part was edited out like Lilith’s part was…..
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
This is bromance land so no hankypanky here. Just man love that is straight, hands off policy.
Varnes about 8 years ago
This has to be my most favorite prayer…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr7EwJ9ILks
Varnes about 8 years ago
Salinasong, he’s on a roll, that’s for sure…his last four albums are all great, Tar Paper Sky is excellent!….It’s hard to imagine that he’ll top The Outsider album, it transcends anything else he’s done..Both musically and lyrically……but like I say, he’s on a roll….He’s got his second wind…..
Varnes about 8 years ago
Murp!…I’d like to have panel two, (and maybe panel one) painted on my wall…I love the snake with the beer drinking ball cap gizmo, And what’s up with the elephant and the apple? Isn’t that Eve’s job? And where’s the donkey? Beautiful work Miller….
clancy.4233 about 8 years ago
Eve was out getting herself P.G. Screwed up the whole ball of wax , didn’t she !1st. Immaculate conception !
tom_wright about 8 years ago
Woman’s logic was forever set in the Garden Of Eden when the very first one of them took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Douglas Haire about 8 years ago
Who delivered the pizza?
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
I recommend the book “When god Was a Woman”,©1976 by Merlin Stone, ISBN = 0-88029-533-3.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
If this is from 2012, it predates the video of the rat with the pizza in the subway.
dtercho about 8 years ago
He drew a Republican in the toon but not a Democrat.
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
Fire will end politics next time.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
Can we have a not so great flood?Say just in the area of Washington DC?
dabugger about 8 years ago
Oh the tradition of fantasy. Paternalism was one of many beginnings…..
Habogee about 8 years ago
It looks like the elephant is delivering the pizza. Some guy made it, obviously.How could you have a male paradise without pizza, beer and football on TV.
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
@Bruno ZeigertsI can easily imagine Zeus proclaiming “THOU shall not commit adultery.” Like many authority figures, he was “Do what I say, not what I do.”
Kveldulf about 8 years ago
And in panel two we discover why long-billed wading birds never order pizza.
Kveldulf about 8 years ago
Also made him fit the original definition of “hero”.
sarah413 Premium Member about 8 years ago
I must accept your intolerance or else I’m told I’m being intolerant. Same goes for the hypocrisy. Odd, isn’t it?
patiodragon about 8 years ago
Poly-tics = Many blood-sucking insects.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 8 years ago
Now we know WHY Eve entered the scene. Mrs. Almighty didn’t like to see men having such a good time.
joshuarbrowning about 7 years ago
This doesn’t make sense…