B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 03, 2016

The bird’s name is Dook?

Try again next year? Looks to me like he succeeded! (Unless taking to the air disqualified him as a “land speed” record.) I’m willing to overlook that as a technicality and give him the record.

Any landing you can still limp away from is a good one.

It will take him that long to forget why returning is a bad idea.

I think Cecil Turtle already did this in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Ground hog coming out of his hole in the last panel? Wrong holiday.

Gopher: “Try again next year.”Bird: "It’ll take him at least that long to find his way back.“Oh, well. Back to the ol’ Drawing Board!”

Moms, this is what your tween boys are really doing.

Pilots know a “flight report” is the loud sound at the unsuccessful conclusion of a flight.

turtle got FOOMED!!!!

There was a bit of controversy when Craig Breedlove set the world’s land speed record in “Spirit of America”, because like our strip today, it had wheels and a jet engine functioning as a jet engine, not driving the wheels. IOW it was just a jet aircraft rolling on the ground. What was the point? Jet aircraft already go much faster than cars.

They had a 4th of July in the Stone Age?