Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2016

The need for proper word usage.Right up there with, “Make me a ham sandwich.”

Not bad, Wiz, but have you tried “Allium Halitosum”? – Gathers the whole onion/garlic family together!

Have you tried Scope? Or Listerine?

That was my coworker yesterday morning. I think in some cases actually just brushing would do wonders! How can some people just roll out of bed and come to work??!!

My favorite, “Call me a taxi.”

I’ve been behind people in traffic who had such bad breath that I could smell it in my car, and this was in winter with the windows in both cars up. ♦@GalleyOar1,I saw an ixat in my rear view mirror the other day.

There are lots of causes of bad breath. Some bad breath comes from blood smells (that is what garlic does), but some of the worst ever comes from tonsil stones. Mouthwash does nothing for most truly bad breath.

I wish I were an oscar myer wiener.

You need to be very specific with wizards and genies.

That’s why Batman never could get a date….he had “bat” breath.

When working with Wizard, specificity is important…

allium is actually one word of several for garlic in latin, satis is enough…but no vum

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something…