Man: My name? Sure. It's babwokinossaralla callginko hamilton aka aka ooooowee!
Personal amusement prank #117: When asked to give your name for a food order, come up with something really long and bizarre.
But then again it might be better to just say “Johann” instead of your full name – Johann Gambolputty… de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
I actually do this sometimes. I use the Babylonian pronunciation of Nebuchadnezzar: Nabu-kudurri-utsur. When they cringe, I roll my eyes, sigh, and say “Ahh, just use ‘George.’”
Then get in trouble with the police so news anchors have to say your name. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested_us_56b1b6aae4b01d80b2448897
There’s a movement to give the name “Black Lives Matter” at Starbucks when you place an order. I think we should do that at every place that asks your name. I’ll be Black Lives Matter 1241957
Hey, it isn’t easy to get all those people into government housing and on government food rations and ultimately forced into government labor. Growing the plantations into the forces of absolute authority they were took time. You can help realize the dream, though. Vote for more socialization of the economy. Vote for more dependency. It’s up to you. There aren’t any people living on the coast who will raid your home and sell you to slavers to make you realize the dream. It is all on you this time.
BrassOrchidYour fearmongering has no effect on me. I have lived under the democratic socialism you hate but don’t understand, nor intend to. Had more freedom and made more money in actual buying power than before or since. However, I returned to the US when it was physically safe to do so for much the same reason Socialist Willy Brant gave up his Norwegian citizenship to return to Germany after WW-II. You might have to flee your country when you and your family are physically threatened, but when that threat is reduced, you should be back trying to help form a more perfect union.
x_Tech about 8 years ago
But then again it might be better to just say “Johann” instead of your full name – Johann Gambolputty… de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
AlanM about 8 years ago
Tell them you’re the Donner Party.
AlanM about 8 years ago
Or Pity Party of One.
Partyalldatyme about 8 years ago
I always say, “Aloysius.”
clayusmcret Premium Member about 8 years ago
At a restaurant, use Pa Pa. You’ll hear Pa Pa Party of 3!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
I know of a guy who likes to say he is Archer Maggot.
Rogers George Premium Member about 8 years ago
I actually do this sometimes. I use the Babylonian pronunciation of Nebuchadnezzar: Nabu-kudurri-utsur. When they cringe, I roll my eyes, sigh, and say “Ahh, just use ‘George.’”
J Short about 8 years ago
But you can call me Al.
nboady about 8 years ago
I’m a Boni Maroni adherent so the appropriate motto is Call me what you want to call me, just don’t call me late for lunch.
CeeJay about 8 years ago
I never give my real name. It’s fun to use an accent.
logophiles about 8 years ago
Then get in trouble with the police so news anchors have to say your name. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested_us_56b1b6aae4b01d80b2448897
Dewed about 8 years ago
So Baba it is
PurpleVegan about 8 years ago
There’s a movement to give the name “Black Lives Matter” at Starbucks when you place an order. I think we should do that at every place that asks your name. I’ll be Black Lives Matter 1241957
katzenbooks45 about 8 years ago
And the cashier writes down, “A. Nother Wisea$$”.
Bob. about 8 years ago
There was a guy in my first army unit named Kolodziejczak.He was called “K alphabet” for any roll call.
forbearly about 8 years ago
But you can call me Jerk.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
Hey, it isn’t easy to get all those people into government housing and on government food rations and ultimately forced into government labor. Growing the plantations into the forces of absolute authority they were took time. You can help realize the dream, though. Vote for more socialization of the economy. Vote for more dependency. It’s up to you. There aren’t any people living on the coast who will raid your home and sell you to slavers to make you realize the dream. It is all on you this time.
pattidolls about 8 years ago
my ex used to say Seymore Butts
hippogriff about 8 years ago
BrassOrchidYour fearmongering has no effect on me. I have lived under the democratic socialism you hate but don’t understand, nor intend to. Had more freedom and made more money in actual buying power than before or since. However, I returned to the US when it was physically safe to do so for much the same reason Socialist Willy Brant gave up his Norwegian citizenship to return to Germany after WW-II. You might have to flee your country when you and your family are physically threatened, but when that threat is reduced, you should be back trying to help form a more perfect union.