Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 03, 2016

Pigita is a lucky sow.

“My Libido likes you. Want to pet it?”

“I just got shots for my Libido…”

There’s something about this one that cracks me up. I don’t know what it is.

ever hear the joke about the dog named “Sex”……..

AAAAnd Johnny replied, "Sure, if you’ll move the [darn] cat.

I foresee a visit from Comic Strip Censor.

That’s some naughty double sense there.

Yes, but how’s your Id? Never mind, I’d love to stroke your ego!

He feeds it twice a day, but at night it gets hungry.

Pig time for a new name…………….

Time for Pig to get his Libido fixed…

Meet my Libido.. he’s a psycho.

That woman is an acrobat…but she still won’t give Pig a tumble!!

So if Pig takes his dog to the vet, who does he see when he’s sick? The same vet?

Finally Pastis has realized that this is a pick-up line that won’t work for him, so he’s put it where it belongs—in the strip.

Do those women paint their dresses on?

Is Libydoh like Bitcoin?

I didn’t understand this one so I looked it up…now I wish I hadn’t.

The next panel sees the woman saying, “I have a puppy named Fellatio. I really enjoy it.”

“My Libido’s favorite game is Ball…”

Now it’s time to tell everybody on Facebook and Twitter.

Haha.

xxx

Pig needs Italian lessons.Pig also needs pick-up lessons, and a wing-man with a less threatening name.The lady is being very charitable She might have cold-cocked Pig….

I’d advise keeping your Libido on a short leash.