FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 13, 2016

Try sitting elsewhere, Paige.

Summer colds are the worst; I’ve got a bad one right now.

Didn’t Jason’s mom teach him to do the “Dracula” move and sneeze into his sleeve?

I have sinuses about the size of Carlsbad Caverns. When I sneeze, I set off car alarms within 100 feet.

I don’t think he’s doing it on purpose because there’s no smile on his face.

Wow. Andy really is a terrible cook. Never thought to put gummy worms in chicken soup.

As the Greeks would say if someone sneezed: γείτσες

όπως και ο Αμερικανοί θα λέγω αν κάποιος φτερνίστηκε: bless you.

I do not speak Greek by the way. I asked google to help me.