Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 29, 2016

Who wouldn’t want fingers on their… harpsichord?

Creepy description. But our toes are not hairy or can stick up places like tarantulas. That would fit monkey feet more, since their toes are all over the place. But I suppose I shouldn’t talk. I use to think that feet looked like squashed octopuses without the suckers.

Ugh! Feet creep me out…

Having hooves is like a ballerina with long toenails always staying on point.How can that not hurt?

“Tarantula toes” sounds like something Severus Snape kept in his storage closet.

Swell. JUST the thing for those of us who’re afraid of spiders to start the day with. Worse, yet: you can’t outrun them!!!!!

See, this is why you shouldn’t stare at your toes too long. You start thinking about things like this whether you wanted to or not.

Correct Phoebe.

You need your feet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGocrd350A4

Anyone else thinking of Ariel, wiggling her toes? XD Heh. That must be some feeling, when you didn’t have toes till 15 minutes (approx) ago. x)

You realize, of course, I was just making a funny.

You’d think she’d apply this logic to fingers first.

Do women get the gout like men do? Never hear of them complaining about it. Maybe high heels prevent gout-I hope not, I’m too old to start wearing stilettos.

Phoebe only has 4 toes? What happened to her?

Not complaining, but I’ve always wondered why the (majority of) cartoonists draw only 4 digits instead of 5. Is it that much harder to draw? Is it just “tradition”?

Dan?

I had this thought that what if you could make a test tube baby just keep growing past the feet (i was looking at my feet)… and it would just keep growing for ever, kind of like the glitch area in the NES game rygar.