Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 02, 2016
August 01, 2016
August 03, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Hey, Dakota. You went to summer camp too? Dakota: Yeah. Phoebe: Lemme guess. Fashion camp, or something. Phoebe: Psh. As if. I just got back from business camp. Someday I'm gonna buy and sell you and your dumb unicorn. Phoebe: I think I got caught stereotyping Dakota earlier. Unicorn: Unicorn stereotypes about humans predicted you would do that!
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Shouldn’t that be CAMP SPREADSHEET?
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
So many stereotypes! It’s enough to drive one crazy… AND ignorant.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
“CAMP ROLODEX”, eh? I prefer panel 3, where the bottoms of the letters are hidden and it could equally well be “CAMP BOLONEY”.
DDrazen over 8 years ago
So Camp Rolodex features, what, making contacts? “Let’s do ’smores.”
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Camp Rolodex will just get stuck in a cubicle. If you want to buy and sell people you needed to go to Camp Wall Street.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Everybody has thier price…except Unicorns.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Dakota for President, 2060. She’s got the red hair for it.
knuxkid over 8 years ago
blaart
cwizard71 over 8 years ago
Dakota always reminds me of Felicia from Dana’s “Ozy & Millie” webcomic.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
How dare you Dakota?!
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Unicorn stereotypes predicted you would do that”. OH YEAH?? Well..wellll….at least she didn’t eat swampgrass and smell funny! So there!
RalphZIggy over 8 years ago
A stereotype that is accurate 80% of the time is a useful generalization
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
In case she’s unaware, slavery has been done away with, like, 150 years ago. :P