Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 06, 2010

Are you faster than a speeding bullet?

The real King of the Jungle.

Of course, there’s an arms dealer right behind the lion about to sell him a sniper rifle.

Thing is, Old Gazelle has a Force Recon team stalking the lion.

And a woman who shoots can’t be beat.

I’ve got the classic “Dirty Harry” line running through my head now - “Do you feel lucky, punk?”