Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 12, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    Aaron is being paid off by the neighborhood cats.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 8 years ago

    So ahm in teh TIKI Labvatory tryn ta advent a new drink fer Freeky Friday Happy Hower… Anna think all name it “Aaron’s Antik”… “It’ll mess wit yer preflite brain”….Of corse ittle hav nanners innit… Any suggested ingredients???Lings’ long List of Lickers leaves lotsa choises!!!

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 8 years ago

    Hay BEV… Onlee boneless nanners at teh TIKI..!!!! You don’t want one stuck in yer throte do ya..???

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    x_Tech  over 8 years ago

    @MunkyHow about a favorite of Hemingway’s?Death in the AfternoonWhat could be more decadent than absinthe and Champagne? Absinthe and Champagne and oysters. Death in the Afternoon is not only the name of a Hemingway book, it’s also the author’s name of a drink he contributed to a book of celebrity cocktail recipes in 1935. His instructions are: “Pour one jigger absinthe into a Champagne glass. Add iced Champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “Ignore him, kids. He’s a little …….. flighty sometimes.”

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    x_Tech  over 8 years ago

    @MunkyBluzIf you want a shot that will get you flying try an “Off Ramp Shooter ©.”1, 2In a shot glass,half Peppermint Schnapps, half Southern Comfort,then on top a float of 151 Rum.

    1 Keep away from open flame.2Do not be surprised if you can speak to cats and/or dogs and they to you.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Just wait until the Mockingbird gets hold of this information. It’ll have more material for it’s show.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    The ole Capt.’s off on a 3 day bender er raid ….excursion to celebrate the National Independence Holiday Weekend in Ecuador.Have a terrific weekend, yourselves, Ballardeers !!!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    You can’t pick your babysitter.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Aaron just doesn’t know how to look good in a wing suit.

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    Vet Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Beviek…..never ask a sailor to clean the bar…..this is what happens. Thank heavens you did not ask a Marine to do it…..It would take three of them…..one to lay on the bar and the other two to drag him to the other end.An Army guy……(silently calling on the radio….request fire support at this location…danger close)….BAR what bar???Oh and on the dude confusing the birds……that is what he gets for binge listening to Pink Floyd’s Learning to Fly……

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 8 years ago

    BAR is RESTOKKED!!!!ReddY fer teh WeakenD….!!!!

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