Garfield by Jim Davis for September 07, 2016

I tell myself that every time I try it on the filing that I have to do at work, Garfield. I wave my arms and say “Abracadabra! Be filed!” One of these days, it will happen!

can you imagine BBQ lasagna?

Oh, How i wish that would work. Lol

Have you tried Chili’s Garfield?

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Please Garfield. If it was that easy, there would be no such thing as world hunger.

Oye Garf lad? Did you remember to try your Official Deluxe Harry Potter Wand?

Why not give Harry Potter a buzz?

Maybe you need to attend ‘Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry’ for a few days Garfield!

I read somewhere: “I put my food into the microwave and pushed the ‘Pizza’ button. When it buzzed, I opened the door and it was still beans! What did I do wrong?”

Got a smile from me!

well good luck with that Garfield.

Jon with a barbecue? Sounds like a recipe for disaster!

Murdering and eating animals is sick.♦@282Mikado, how about a 4884 UP Big Boy?

“But that trick never works!”

Maybe the leftovers in the back of the fridge can teach you the art of food magic.

That’s what got Adam in trouble…well, one spare rib….

You think?

xxx

Garfield, why didn’t you use comic stripe physics?

Why stop at spareribs? Think of everything else that could magically appear on the grill, Garfield.

@hariseldon59Kinda like Roger Fox from FoxTrot, huh?

His magic will never work

You can’t do this, it violates Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration. You can’t conjure food, money, shelter, clothing, temperature, or body parts removed by dark magic.

Not likely.