Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 01, 2016
Transcript:
Bill Oreilly's NIGHTMARE zzzz...obama...death of traditional America zzzz LEAVE IT TO BEAVER DING DONG I'll get it. Obama: Hello, My name is Barack Hussein Obama, and Ive been re elected president of the United States. Mr. Cleaver: Well, please come on in. What can I do for you, Mr. President? Mr. Cleaver, I am here to....DESTROY TRADITIONAL AMERICA! Mr Cleaver: Now, Hold on there buster! what do you mean? Obama: I will do things like raising the top tax rate to an America crumbling 37% Beaver: Golly mister. This is 1960! The top tax rate is 91% Obama: Well, I also want an egalitarian America CEOS making 200 times what an average worker makes is problematic. Mrs. Cleaver: You're describing a third world country, here in traditional America, CEO's make less than a tenth of that Mr. Cleaver: My boss lives down the street. Obama: well, Im also going to bolster the social safety net. Beaver: Wasn't that all settled with the New Deal? Golly, mister Ithimk you're bringing back "traditional " America! Mr Cleaver: why, Beaver you're right, AAUUGH! Ward! June! wally! Beaver!! don't be fooled! his skin color is not traditional!
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ooooh! Scary Black Man!
QuiteDragon over 8 years ago
Could be worse, Billy. Imagine a Mrs. President!
Monster Hesh over 8 years ago
Let me just preempt Libby’s inevitable comment: “Typical low-info liberal nonsense! Shake up weeple! Build the wall! Deport everyone!”
disinterest over 8 years ago
The issue with bringing back the America that neo-cons recall nostalgically is that they have enacted economic reforms that make it impossible. The world has changed so that the single-income household is only feasible for a small minority, and the trickle-down and union-busting world they helped shape only makes it less probable. Besides, they are only selling the Dream to keep their economic advantage intact, buying votes with snake oil.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
How about traditional cross burning and lynchings? Never showed them on Leave it to Beaver!
phredturner over 8 years ago
There ya go binky
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
boy this election sure is gonna be a bust.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 8 years ago
Meanwhile Lumpy Wally and Eddie Haskell get heath care working in the renewable energy sector.
Kip W over 8 years ago
There must be some way to do this. Maybe if you compare the worst day under Obama with the best day under W… hmm. Well, it still shows improvement in the economy and job market, but it shows a little less of it!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Gee, Wally….
lesmcf over 8 years ago
“Disinterest” did a good job of stating the issue. Thanks.
Broacher over 8 years ago
So… where’s Whitey Whitney?
Also conspicuous in absentia: Eddy H.
And may I add that that’s one sizzling hot number Mrs. C. is flashing today!
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
Reuben forgot to mention health care! When I was about ten years old (around 1964), I fell off my bicycle and broke my arm in about the worst possible place. Luckily, my dad had a union job, so not only was our health insurance free, it completely covered my three weeks in the hospital and six months of rehab.
Shame our so-called “conservatives” don’t want to restore those “traditional family values”!
Raider Red Premium Member over 8 years ago
Today, the Beav will look at is his brother and his brother’s girlfriend and say, “But jeez, Wally, girls are creepy an’ junk!” In 7 years, he’ll be whacked out on that new, unregulated drug lysergic acid diethylamide and say, “But jeez, Wally, why are you all melty an’ junk?”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Make America great again & raise the top tax bracket back to 91% & slash CEOs wages by at least 80%. By golly maybe Trump is onto something after all
jpozenel over 8 years ago
Where’s Eddie Haskell?