Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 18, 2016
August 17, 2016
August 19, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: One day, King Ethan took the princess out for ice cream. Phoebina: Quadruple-scoop ice cream. Dad: We both know that's more than you can ever finish. Phoebina: We correct in fiction what life gets wrong.
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
That’s very much the opposite of a political cartoonist’s philosophy. “I Drew This” truly is dead.
Gildomar about 8 years ago
I think Phoebe stumbled upon a Deep Truth there.
rpmurray about 8 years ago
I’m surprised that Phoebe’s unicorns would spend any time not gazing at teach other.
DDrazen about 8 years ago
That includes editing out the brain freeze.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Just wait until she gets that brain freeze. She’ll learn a thing or two, that is, if the ice cream survives that long.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 8 years ago
Does this, perhaps, include the flavor discovered by Ozy’s mother? Marigold looks ecstatic.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 8 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
scyphi26 about 8 years ago
I mean, might as well, right?
Stream of conscience about 8 years ago
Banana split…
RalphZIggy about 8 years ago
I was thinking things weren’t fair for the two-headed unicorn but then it gets two sugar cones instead of just the one that Phoebe has
sjsczurek about 8 years ago
A Friendly’s Jim Dandy.I’ve known only one person who has ever claimed to be able to put one away. I’ve never tried it myself, and don’t think I want to.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I find the two headed Marigold kinda freaky… :/
jerrica.benton333 5 months ago
I can eat a whole thing of Alden’s… or Tillamook!