Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 18, 2016

Behold the power of the Chad….

Wow!

Ha! A.B.C.: Always Be Closing!

My brother had to sell some crap for his school and I had to drive him around. I gave him 50% of the what the crap sold for and he sold it at 1/2 price. Some houses he went to had kids selling the same crap and he got grilled about how he could do that. In any case he sold the crap quickly and I was free.

Oh, wow. Far cry from Chad’s grandma.

Awesome!

What’s a 4-H club?

Chad reminds me of Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter, idk why.

Google it. It is too complicated to try to describe here.

irresistible Chad!

Knew it by the fourth panel.

Thank Pierce Nate didn’t try, or it would have turned out a lot worse for him than it did the 4-H club.

Definitely one of my favorite friends of Nate.

Nate should rent Chad out to salespeople dealing with hard-sell types………….they’d make a fortune!!

Putting kids out to sell overpriced and undersized product should be illegal. Put them to work having a car wash or a yard cleaning club(safety in numbers) would be much better. I used to offer the scouts money so my kids did NOT have to sell the crap product.I becomes imperative that relatives buy a few boxes or even when the boss’s kids are doing it and signup sheet hits the office. This forces you to buy the crap that you don’t want in the first place. Now, when I am asked outside the market, I give the adult in charge an ear full. Maybe a warning issued by the police against pedaphiles could stop this practice.

Looks like Chad is Simply Irresistible;)

Mild Thing lives!

chad does have experience with older people… after all, he lives with his grandma

Chad has the power of persuasion. A most useful power.

Chad is a force of nature. He must use his power only for good.

Cool, Scouts!

Chad CheetahIt is a youth agriculture organization, not often seen in big cities. Don’t know why though. There is a lot that can be done on roof-top gardens, rabbit husbandry, etc. Back when appropriate technology wasn’t a censored subject with the corporate media, it was estimated that Washington, DC could produce 80% of its food needs on rooftop gardens.

Big deal, he’s selling Candy! Candy is much easier to sell than calendars.

The woman likes little boys better than girls

Chad would help me sell girl-scout cookies!

If I had any superpower, I would have the power of chad!

Chad, the superhero of fundraisers.

Hey I do 4-H! :D

And scouts! :)

It’s not THAT hard, really…

Chad = the key to fixing something.

For a sec I thought Nate’s last line was “You guys need to get yourselves closer!” as in get themselves closer to a relationship or something..

Lo

Behold the power of chad :O

behold the power of chad!

What’s a 4-4 club?