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Famous detective Dick Tracy has the most recognizable mug around, especially in the city where he works. How many times has his square-chinned puss been on page 1 of the Daily Blast, the Daily Express, the Daily Weekly, etc.? Some cheap make-up makes him unrecognizable to Liz? I donât think so.
It would be more believable if he went indigent lunar drag, dressing up as homeless Moon Maid.
Maybe there will be a classic case of mistaken identity and undercover Thick will encounter a bunch of undercover âspecial forcesâ guys (remember them?), all of them dressed as bums, and a comedic chase and shoot-out will occur.
Iâve been wondering why the money gets handed out in an envelope. Now I get it. Drawing an envelope takes less effort.
What sort of place is Nappingville, anyway? The cops are all out to lunch and theyâve got small boys roaming the downtown streets and alleys alone. This looks like a pedophileâs fantasy.
And if all the other homeless knew about the giveaway, wouldnât they be flocking to Homeless Guy?
What a sad, pathetic excuse for a strip
Fostered by imbeciles and written by a dip
Inane, banal and hopelessly trite
Locher it seems, long ago gave up the fight
What a deplorable end to the once famed dick
Itâs enough to make even the stoutest fan sick
The days drag on and on and on
We count down the time till Locher is gone
Will there anything left for another artist to save
Or is Tracy finally destined for the grave.
One whole panel wasted letting us know that Homeless Guy is still around and in business. Like he was going to take his own advice and lay low? And why does that kid smile at the sight of an envelope?
Canât wait to see how the man in panel #3 reacts to Thick. âBro? Oooh, you are such a jive-talkin hepster, daddy-o! And (sniff, sniff) whatâs that aftershave youâre wearing? How it clings to you like a fake beard, as though despite your scruffy appearance you have just this morning bathed and shaved! Hey, you remind me of someone, yes, that detective who framed me for kiting checks! Letâs step in the alley and discuss it, Tracy!â
âYou could fool me, TracyââŚyeah, real hard to fool LizzâŚTracyâs been fooling her for years into thinking heâs still a competent detective. And Tracy, great disguise, Bro.
Thought 3-D (?) was âlaying low for a whileâ (9-17-10), thatâs last week, yet - heâs still around (?) Back then he told himself :âHowever, I wonât hahe to curtail my planâ
A plan ? Why do I suspect we will never hear what HIS plan was (?)
If itâs 3-D (?) youâd have to think it makes _NO_ sense, withdrawing âmillionsâ, dressing like a beggar and then giving away thousand dollar bills, a sure-fire âattentionâ getter (?)
Weâve heard he wants to get REVENGE against former associates (now at Wehrli) how could these elaborate, round about acts including setting up a fake body possibly achieve that ?
This story has no plot. Locher âthinks upâ what is going to happen NEXT - _ ONE_ week at a time !
Constantly changing his mind (each week) accounts for the on-going JERKY continuity.
As someone noted this story is now into week 9, and all we have had - is a missing man, a body, plus loads of repetition, paste up buildings, dead slow pacing and a WHACKING lot of meaningless TALK
Sydney Phillips, thatâs why I still think itâs possible that Homeless Guy is not D-cubed. Only a perfect idiot could write a story with the flaws youâve described, and we all know that Locher is perfectly imperfect.
Although I have to admit Locher keeps surprising me with his âplotâ twists. I never expected Thick to dress up for Halloween this early.
Hereâs what the Comics Curmudgeon has to say about todayâs strip:
Chief Liz is right. In fact, Dick will eventually fool himself, arrest himself for vagrancy, and then die a grisly and mysterious death at his own hands while in self-custody. His last words will be a lame wisecrack about how he died. At the funeral, friends will say, âHe would have wanted it this wayâ, and theyâll be right, too.
Wndrwrthg or âPOET LAUREATEâ as Sydney Phillips named him, wondered if Tracy was finally destined to the grave. Maybe heâll be a backboard in his next life and people will throw basketballs at him .Sure it will be glass, because people who read him here have been seeing through him for sometime now.
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Famous detective Dick Tracy has the most recognizable mug around, especially in the city where he works. How many times has his square-chinned puss been on page 1 of the Daily Blast, the Daily Express, the Daily Weekly, etc.? Some cheap make-up makes him unrecognizable to Liz? I donât think so.
It would be more believable if he went indigent lunar drag, dressing up as homeless Moon Maid.
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Maybe there will be a classic case of mistaken identity and undercover Thick will encounter a bunch of undercover âspecial forcesâ guys (remember them?), all of them dressed as bums, and a comedic chase and shoot-out will occur.
Hey, sure beats anything Locher has planned.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
It would appear Tracyâs inadvertently âcruising.â
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠over 14 years ago
The excitement continuesâŚ
margueritem over 14 years ago
I think itâs a big improvement!
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
Did Tracy finally get fired?
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Flight Suit:
Good point. Or maybe itâs not inadvertent. He was sure eager to dress up.
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Ludwig von Drake called it right!
Itâs sad to see that Lizâs observational skills have sunk so low. Thick looks like Lon Chaney, Jr., during a partial eclipse.
Now, Thick? How are you going to describe your cousin? Did the vast number of witness you interviewed describe him?
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Iâve been wondering why the money gets handed out in an envelope. Now I get it. Drawing an envelope takes less effort.
What sort of place is Nappingville, anyway? The cops are all out to lunch and theyâve got small boys roaming the downtown streets and alleys alone. This looks like a pedophileâs fantasy.
And if all the other homeless knew about the giveaway, wouldnât they be flocking to Homeless Guy?
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
What a sad, pathetic excuse for a strip Fostered by imbeciles and written by a dip Inane, banal and hopelessly trite Locher it seems, long ago gave up the fight What a deplorable end to the once famed dick Itâs enough to make even the stoutest fan sick The days drag on and on and on We count down the time till Locher is gone Will there anything left for another artist to save Or is Tracy finally destined for the grave.
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Great writing, WW.
And I really enjoyed these lines from yesterday:
âSo another day passes in Dick Tracyland âA place where reality just pounds sandâ
How true - and LOL funny.
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Another good one, Wonder Warthog.
One whole panel wasted letting us know that Homeless Guy is still around and in business. Like he was going to take his own advice and lay low? And why does that kid smile at the sight of an envelope?
Canât wait to see how the man in panel #3 reacts to Thick. âBro? Oooh, you are such a jive-talkin hepster, daddy-o! And (sniff, sniff) whatâs that aftershave youâre wearing? How it clings to you like a fake beard, as though despite your scruffy appearance you have just this morning bathed and shaved! Hey, you remind me of someone, yes, that detective who framed me for kiting checks! Letâs step in the alley and discuss it, Tracy!â
LudwigVonDrake over 14 years ago
VistaBill said, about 5 hours ago The excitement continuesâŚ
Donât you mean: The excrement continuesâŚ
Sky_Shachaq over 14 years ago
As always, Wonder Warthog you summed everything up with a very entertaining poem.
veldy over 14 years ago
At least make the cap the same color, would ya
OzzieJohn over 14 years ago
Panel-Panner said: âHey, sure beats anything Locher has planned.â
Locher PLANS his story line?
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
There are many uses for dart boards, OzzieJohn.
Panel-Panner has a good idea there. Where is Mack Sennet when we need him?
Nimblejack over 14 years ago
âYou could fool me, TracyââŚyeah, real hard to fool LizzâŚTracyâs been fooling her for years into thinking heâs still a competent detective. And Tracy, great disguise, Bro.
brine Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hey, itâs a nice development, I canât remember the last time Dick went undercover, he used to do it a lot in the 1930s!!!
Dr. Midnight over 14 years ago
Hey, Bro. Lookin for my cousin. Youâd know him if you saw him⌠heâs got a big blue butterfly tattooâŚ
sydney over 14 years ago
Thought 3-D (?) was âlaying low for a whileâ (9-17-10), thatâs last week, yet - heâs still around (?) Back then he told himself : âHowever, I wonât hahe to curtail my planâ
A plan ? Why do I suspect we will never hear what HIS plan was (?)
If itâs 3-D (?) youâd have to think it makes _NO_ sense, withdrawing âmillionsâ, dressing like a beggar and then giving away thousand dollar bills, a sure-fire âattentionâ getter (?)
Weâve heard he wants to get REVENGE against former associates (now at Wehrli) how could these elaborate, round about acts including setting up a fake body possibly achieve that ?
This story has no plot. Locher âthinks upâ what is going to happen NEXT - _ ONE_ week at a time ! Constantly changing his mind (each week) accounts for the on-going JERKY continuity.
As someone noted this story is now into week 9, and all we have had - is a missing man, a body, plus loads of repetition, paste up buildings, dead slow pacing and a WHACKING lot of meaningless TALK
sydney over 14 years ago
wndrwrthg, Another great comment in verse !
You have (without question), established youself as the official âPOET LAUREATEâ of this Dick Tracy court !
OldTracy over 14 years ago
âYou could fool meâ â mission statement for Lizâs department
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Sydney Phillips, thatâs why I still think itâs possible that Homeless Guy is not D-cubed. Only a perfect idiot could write a story with the flaws youâve described, and we all know that Locher is perfectly imperfect.
Although I have to admit Locher keeps surprising me with his âplotâ twists. I never expected Thick to dress up for Halloween this early.
DatBigGuy Premium Member over 14 years ago
I wonder if weâll hear the phrase, âDonât taze me, bro.â
btmosley over 14 years ago
Hereâs what the Comics Curmudgeon has to say about todayâs strip:
Chief Liz is right. In fact, Dick will eventually fool himself, arrest himself for vagrancy, and then die a grisly and mysterious death at his own hands while in self-custody. His last words will be a lame wisecrack about how he died. At the funeral, friends will say, âHe would have wanted it this wayâ, and theyâll be right, too.
Fusnr over 14 years ago
Wndrwrthg or âPOET LAUREATEâ as Sydney Phillips named him, wondered if Tracy was finally destined to the grave. Maybe heâll be a backboard in his next life and people will throw basketballs at him .Sure it will be glass, because people who read him here have been seeing through him for sometime now.
Sorry I wasnât able to post earlier.
Froxkrybra over 14 years ago
The recession is really hurting us, now Tracy is among the homeless and unemployedâŚ