B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 30, 2016

Definitely not toy poodles

Don’t Look Now Lads, but THAT ‘Python’ is STILL Hungry…..

All humor requires pain.Think about it.

Where’s The Fat Broad when we need her?

My only wish is that they were my neighbor three yelpers. Never stop barking…

Very sick humor today. Falling to a new depth.

Hey folks, see that tattoo on the snake? He’s just in from Auschwitz and he’s hungry. Ask any teen boy, they could easily eat three hotdogs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvr8AjT0aD0

The Python’s name is Monty

Well now you don’t have to pay him.

Before egg factories were built, and eggs came from small farms, snakes getting the eggs could be a problem. To solve this, one could buy wooden or hollow glass eggs to put in a nest. Messed up the snakes digestive system!

Good and proper use for miniature poodles. We had one, although it was smart, the thing was contrary and manipulative. Would look right at me while peeing on the wall. I promised to kill it if my wife didn’t get rid of it. People to whom she gave it invited us over, and their house reeked of dog pee.

From the size shown it might be a young Titanaboa…

One way to lose customers.

I’m guessing the puppies will make an appearance soon as just dull poo…

Oh Gross. I could have lived all day without knowing I saw this!!

Good one, a laugh now and then brightens my day.

pet food

It’s ok, no real pets were harmed in the making of this strip.

wow, today and yesterday…this strip is getting really dark