Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 16, 2016

And the bakery theme continues! Fattening bear claws?

Actually, I’m partial to Apple Fritters. I’ll pass on the bear claws.

You get what you pay for…..

What? No pasties?….Anyway, you have to admire the confidence of Wiley’s bears….Pleasantly carnivorous….Oh, and the pretzel guy is a classic, Wiley………He cracks me up….

We have a constitutional right to bear arms, but apparently we have to pay for the bear claws.

Bare claws administered during bear hugs.

Looks like those bear claws don’t have the classic almond paste filling. Hope he isn’t one of the Charmin bears, you never see them wash their paws on those commercials…

_ never see them wash their paws on those commercials_.Reminded me of the old joke about the bear asking the rabbit if poop stuck to its fur……

Bear claws will make you one with everything.

Bears. Is there ANYthing they can’t do?

What´s a bear claw? (The first one to say “everything” gets the comfy chair!)

Funny, you don’t look Danish.

Wiley’s bears always seem to be ahead of the game.

I gotta 400lb bear coming around the cabin off and on….I’ll have to show him this, see if he thinks it’s funny. If you don’t hear from me, it’s not.

Now all he needs is an umbrella and a tooth pick…..

Reminds me…I haven’t had breakfast,yet. I’m, all of a sudden, very hungry.

Wiley Bears are known for their sense of humor.

Where’s the Pig’s knuckle stand?

Not da type of ‘bear claws’ I’l get. No repeat customers?

No taco cart?

How come these comments go on repeat mode every once in a while? Anybody know…?

I used to stop at a little diner every pm in SF, down near the Embarcadero. The owner-an odd looking fellow @ 50, with a paper hat and Dagwood hair-was always just closing up and always had a bear claw left over and a cup of extra strong coffee-to counter the jay I had just smoked-grill was always still hot and he’d throw the pastry on it with a big blob of that high trans fat stuff that passed for margarine. Delicious. And yes, we did “rap.” Don’t let life pass you by, kids. I’m amazed it was 50 years ago!

When I lived in Africa,there were stories in the local paper almost weekly, about who was stuck between the elephants toes,or the hippo’s teeth and if the remains were recovered by humans or hyena’s.The communal gardens at the small rural villages were favorite feeding places for the wildlife.The lions didn’t get as much press.

The natural world of the African bush was and is not Disney land.

At least the bear isn’t wearing a bib with a picture of a human on it.

BWAHAHAHA

I’ll pass on option #3!

Wiley seems to have a real thing about bears.

That last stand will help you lose weight after visiting the other two.