Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. What are you doing? Pig: I recorded all of the Olympics and I'm gonna watch this one event because it looks the most interesting. Goat: Which one is it? Pig: This one where they give medals for showering a lot and being rude. Goat: That's not what they mean by the 'Clean and Jerk". Pig: The 'Breast Stroke'? Have they lost all sense of decency?!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Don’t let Pig watch the Roman-Greco wrestling; he’ll get the wrong idea.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
OMG! Pig, you’re not wearing any clothes! Check your mirror for decency!
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 8 years ago
Actually, if you watch the diving competitions, you might just agree that they have indeed lost a lot of their decency.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
A little more, and this will be the South Park of comics if this double sense keeps up!
cdgar about 8 years ago
Pig seems to have gotten the wrong channel.
PICTO about 8 years ago
Someone is about to get lapped in the woman’s 5000m…
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Pig just go play in the mud and leave the human toys alone :-0
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Pig, shouldn’t you be a travel advisor?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago
LMAO!
A. Weiner about 8 years ago
Wait, I thought Pig passed away…not another time travel strip. Which reminds me of my favorite joke. The bartender says, “Get out, we don’t serve your kind.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 8 years ago
If you’re truly talented at the breast stroke, you may get better than a medal.
Travis Harden about 8 years ago
Aaaaannnd que the Censor!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’d never heard of the “clean and jerk” before reading this strip, and had to go Google it. Once again, reading the funnies is an educational experience (at least for a non-sports fan).
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I’ve decided Pig cannot be used for bacon. His naiveté is crucial to Cartoon-Boy’s brand of low humor….
Number Three about 8 years ago
Brilliant!
xxx
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
In two years, Pig can watch the biathlon and try to figure out which ones are actually straight.
Malcolm Hall about 8 years ago
I thought Pig had died.
danketaz Premium Member about 8 years ago
Come to think of it, if Pig is watching showering and shall we say rude displays, maybe he does have men’s diving on by mistake.
mjb515 about 8 years ago
Don’t tell Pig about Team Handball.
yesthattom about 8 years ago
The “bi-athalon” was disappointingly not what I expected.
Yoshi64 almost 8 years ago
Wait is pg watching por*
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin about 3 years ago
I would definitely get a gold.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha Pig’s last line gave me a laugh.