Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 12, 2016

She swallowed a seed not to long ago.

But does it make her look fat?

A seriously depressed Lassie wore one of those. She was a melon-collie dog.

We could open it up around the face and bring it down more toward the shoulders, though. It might not be as cool, but it would be more stylish, and isn’t that really more important?

Go on, give it a thump!

So I see everyone doing PUNchlines here. And so far, I rate all of them perfect 10’s!

Mention one wrong word, and a row of seeds may be spat at you unmercifully..

Do striped melons have a different name than the solid green ones? The word diamond comes to mind for something.

Does she wear a melon-tonin night cap when she goes to bed?

Her melon is the hottest body part.

Two more melons and you’re the hottest lady around.

…and melons give the finest kind of protection against Mo William’s invasive techniques, even holding over from Friday to try to jump all over us today!

I liked it as soon as I seed it.

Just make sure you give it back to Marge when you’re done with it. Okay, milady?

I’m glad you like it, Tom! I was inspired by the ancient Greek melon frisure hairdo, but decided to take it a step further! It’s the Latest Thing!

No; not really. See, rather, today’s Watermelon Hair, the latest, lamest Latest Thing….

Tennessee Ernie Ford: The Watermelon Song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OAgcsVNzE4He still can’t tell her how he feels, so he just compliments her Melon Head.

Dolichocephally, or simply a fan of the Paracas?

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She really has the hots for him. However she had to go with the watermelon because they cantaloupe.

People in love will say anything.