Monty by Jim Meddick for September 29, 2016
September 28, 2016
September 30, 2016
Transcript:
Gretch and I are goin' to squirrel Valley Orchards to pick apples... Do you want to come?... Hmm... Let's see... Do I want to pay a 20% markup on the price per pound of apples to be allowed to perform the job of an intinerant day labor?... Um. No thanks. Hey... It doesn't say anything about that in the brochure.
ozed over 8 years ago
Or you can eat the waxed 1-MCP apples grown in New Zealand, shipped a year earlier and kept in cold storage ever since.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I never got that either. I do go to buy them already picked.
wes tnt over 8 years ago
ANY fruit is still better than a Twinkie…
Eliezer over 8 years ago
And, why run if nothing is chasing you? Why lift weights if you’re not a manual laborer? Why swim in saltwater if there’s a fresh water pool?
Pulmanomancer over 8 years ago
Moondog is not known for his love of manual labor, for any reason!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
The apples of Squirrel Valley Orchards don’t sound all that appealing (I said peal). Plus, all that surprisingly perspicacious Moony said!
Frankie5466 almost 4 years ago
I think you mean itinerant Moondog ;-)