Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 01, 2016
Transcript:
Ned: Ok, senator...what's your campaign pitch going to be? White hair man: I'm an outsider workin' on the inside and... Ned: Wait, let me guess...you're standing up for the little guy, right? White hair man: Yes, as a matter of fa...FYI, when I take office, short jokes will be a felony. Ned: That gives a whole new meaning to giving short notice. Man in blue suit: And a short temper.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
If he gets elected I will feel short changed.
somebodyshort about 8 years ago
Coke users sniff a lot too
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
Give him short shrift.
Varnes about 8 years ago
Stool pigeon, eh?….
Varnes about 8 years ago
Doe, Ray, Me, FA, So, La, Tee, Doe…..Must be some sort of obscure musical reference, I guess…..
Varnes about 8 years ago
I’m standing up for the right to sit down…
AKHenderson Premium Member about 8 years ago
He’ll also deport cartoonists Parker and Hart. That fink.
jmarkoff2 about 8 years ago
Kingpit Dixon has had several incarnations in the Wileyverse (including one where he lived in the pre Civil War era) and they’re all pretty funny.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
He’s running on a short platform.
Ernest Lemmingway about 8 years ago
That’s a tall order he wants.
Acworthless about 8 years ago
Does he have a short list for running mates?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 8 years ago
And he has little hands
Amra Leo about 8 years ago
If he’s elected, we’ll all get the short end of the stick…
Linguist about 8 years ago
" Short People Got Nobody…. "
loveabulldesign about 8 years ago
After every speech, he experiences shortness of breath
Radish... about 8 years ago
The memory of his campaign promises will be very short.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Seeing his size, don’t underestimate him. Napoleon I was short and he changed the world and almost took over Europe.
dabugger about 8 years ago
Just another wannabe fascist.
neeeurothrush about 8 years ago
i was 5 feet tall – yeah – i said tall – before i started shrinking – i would take umbrage at all these comments – if i could reach it
hippogriff about 8 years ago
Bruno ZeigertsActually right on the average for adult males at that time.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
I’m betting his campaign music doesn’t include; SHORT PEOPLE by RANDY NEWMAN
mr_sherman Premium Member about 8 years ago
If you short-sheeted his bed, he probably wouldn’t notice.
RCH45ACP about 8 years ago
Short people! https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4
WildcardJack about 8 years ago
Speaking from a soap box indeed