Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 01, 2016

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    If he gets elected I will feel short changed.

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    somebodyshort  about 8 years ago

    Coke users sniff a lot too

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    Dtroutma  about 8 years ago

    Give him short shrift.

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Stool pigeon, eh?….

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Doe, Ray, Me, FA, So, La, Tee, Doe…..Must be some sort of obscure musical reference, I guess…..

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    I’m standing up for the right to sit down…

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 8 years ago

    He’ll also deport cartoonists Parker and Hart. That fink.

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    jmarkoff2  about 8 years ago

    Kingpit Dixon has had several incarnations in the Wileyverse (including one where he lived in the pre Civil War era) and they’re all pretty funny.

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    nosirrom  about 8 years ago

    He’s running on a short platform.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  about 8 years ago

    That’s a tall order he wants.

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    Acworthless  about 8 years ago

    Does he have a short list for running mates?

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 8 years ago

    And he has little hands

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    Amra Leo  about 8 years ago

    If he’s elected, we’ll all get the short end of the stick…

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    Linguist  about 8 years ago

    " Short People Got Nobody…. "

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    loveabulldesign  about 8 years ago

    After every speech, he experiences shortness of breath

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 8 years ago

    The memory of his campaign promises will be very short.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    Seeing his size, don’t underestimate him. Napoleon I was short and he changed the world and almost took over Europe.

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    dabugger  about 8 years ago

    Just another wannabe fascist.

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    neeeurothrush  about 8 years ago

    i was 5 feet tall – yeah – i said tall – before i started shrinking – i would take umbrage at all these comments – if i could reach it

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    hippogriff  about 8 years ago

    Bruno ZeigertsActually right on the average for adult males at that time.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 8 years ago

    I’m betting his campaign music doesn’t include; SHORT PEOPLE by RANDY NEWMAN

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    RCH45ACP  about 8 years ago

    Short people! https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

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    WildcardJack  about 8 years ago

    Speaking from a soap box indeed

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