Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for September 14, 2016

The others are LYING!

It’s nature’s way of encouraging you to accept a 3/4 year break and create a new generation of subjects for her whims.Wait ’til you see the postpartum.Where do you think they got the idea for waterboarding?

I have a good friend who is like that, Terrible cramps. Agony.

Looks like 4 out 5 women are liars…

Sometimes you just feel like the most out of synch person in the world. Everybody else is soooo much better has it sooo much nicer. (sigh)

Then again….they could all be lying through their teeth!!!

Concur. I’ve never known a human woman with the condition of those four.

Of course, in the 60s the medical establishment told us that was what we should expect. What a let-down reality is.

Psst… Sarah… You can take the Pill so you only have periods every few months. Or not at all. It’s wonderful..Not natural, you say? For most of human history, women barely had periods. They spent most of their reproductive years either pregnant or in lactational amenorrhea (i.e., no periods because they’re nursing).

I can relate.

I am, unfortunately for sarah, the first one

YAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!11 And they say it gets WORSE as you get older. X__________X;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I only get mood swings.

Did you check on the pill’s Side effects??? Plus you can only Die or finish in the wheelchair If a bloodcloth blocks your arteries…

LUCKY