Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2016

Fine, your stuck with providing prune juice and denture cleaner.

It might be pretty easy to invade Florida, if you do it during everyone’s nap time.

Isn’t that called Spring Break?

Thinking of invading Greenland when there has been a devastating hurricane in the main land!

Hummmm……..Whoop-dee-freakin-doo. Cue eye roll.

The wife said we were going green, but all I know is that I’m hauling blue boxes until I’m red in the face.

Sarasota? Is that where they have a Ringling Museum? A clown museum? You don’t have enough troops, Rat!

If you cannot laugh at your troubles, count on them piling up until you can.

The Zikas have always wanted to fly north during the summer months, but Mr. Zika is concerned about the accommodations and food situation in Greenland. Mrs. Zika, rest assured, explained that they can always make a quick stop along the way.

Rat could invade Aroostook County, Maine. It’s larger than CT and RI combined…and only 70,000 people.

And after Sarasota how about Grenada?

Or Cherry County, Nebraska. 6000 square miles, and less than 6000 people.

Pastis, stop the punning for a while and try using that big brain of yours to really research the candidates.

OR just keep being like all the other cartoonists and whine that both candidates are “exactly the same”.

Next he’ll decide that Greenland is way too cold, and Florida is unpleasantly hot. So he’ll invade Dayton Ohio.

The point is this REALLY is better than the other two. Definitely not funny. “A sinking ship being manned by drunken sailors.”

All your base are belong to us…

Wonder if the Cat in the Hat would eat a rat……..

All your Lief belong to us.

Who in H/&^ would want ANY part of Florida??

Just out of interest. Who are the other two candidates? Is it Hilary and Donald? Or fictional characters which haven’t appeared yet?Sorry, I’m so thick.

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Pastis, your lack of humor trying to be funny politically is truly embarassing. End this stuff before you lose ALL your readers and wind up asking people if they want fries with what they hand you money for.

Stop giving Ding Dong ideas! Stop that!

SARASOTA, IT’S WESTERN FLORIDA BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!