Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 23, 2016
September 22, 2016
September 29, 2016
Transcript:
2011: Donald J Trump states that he has investigators in Hawaii looking into whether Obama really was born in the U.S., and "They Cant believe what they are finding" well, Im one of those detectives, and what the big cheese said was on the money: I couldn't believe what I found out!! Honolulu 2011 5:11PM Everyday. This dame worked as a clerk, but she kept hours like a metronome. woman: Oh you again. Detective: Thats right, doll face. Im keeping up on you because theres something you're not telling me! Woman: Be careful. Keep sticking your nose white it doesn't belong, and you might find out something that you odnt want to know! Certificate of live birth. A 1961 Birth announcement in the Honolulu star-bulletin, Something didn't add up. But what? what? I decided to pay a little visit to a guy who operates in a a Honolulu that the tourists don't see. What do you know about Obamas birth, lefty? Lefty: nothin' Detective: Im sick of the stonewalling! Tell me what you know! tell me the truth! Lefty: You can never know the truth! Detective: why not? Lefty: think about it! The trench coat...the fedora...dont you know what you are? And then I saw it! It was so obvious! Detective: My god! Im not real. Im a figment of a racist demagogues's imagination! But I guess an imaginary gumshoe is still a gumshoe. Trump: You're next assignment is to investigate the global warming hoax, detective: Check Next stop: China!
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jvo over 8 years ago
But of course you need an imaginary P.I. to investigate conviction reality.
disinterest over 8 years ago
Next: The Mystery of the Cognitive Dissonance of Trump Supporters
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
It might explain all of Fox News. It is a figment of Roger Ailes imagination!
dadoctah over 8 years ago
That detective. Is he John Miller or John Barron?
Rush Strong Premium Member over 8 years ago
The hooked nose should’ve been a giveaway.
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
The shoulder holster in the last panel should be under his left arm, unless the PI is a lefty; then the gun should be in the holster the other way (butt forward). But on the left side you wouldn’t be able to see it unless the panel was drawn flipped. But this is all imaginairy, so maybe it’s DT that doesn’t understand firearms. Or maybe it’s just a comic and I’m overthinking this.
Linguist over 8 years ago
Where’s Magnum P.I. when you need him ?
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
The more you dislike Hillary Clinton because she is aloof and insincere, the more you can accept the idea of an incompetent, deluded charlatan in the White House.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Of course they can’t believe what they are finding, because they are finding that he was born in the U. S.! :-)
jpozenel over 8 years ago
Just what we need…a leader with imagination…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
That’s not imagination, that is delusion.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
This whole birtherism/ 2016 Election is all Pam Ewings dream from Dallas. Hopefully she’ll wake up soon