Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 03, 2016

.Good morning all!.Uh, oh! We’re goona see Selfie’s nasty side!.The BMBG Musicians are on the air!

Much too late for a coffee breakSelfy showed his grin was fakeAnger rising like a clear sunny dayWhile clouds of threats loomed in a menacing wayThe line is drawn the battle begunWho will remain and who will runWe hope and pray that good will surviveAnd make it through this evening alive

Another day of doing what we do best …

I’m waiting for when Diet Smith tosses that Bozo out on his ear as well!!

Methinks Selfie should quit while he’s behind….Coffee has already proven he’s not to be trifled with………..

Somebody dig up some dirt on Bellowthon and get her ejected from office.

.Exclusively for our BMBG radio audience… The BMBG Accordion Quartet!.Hear us now!

No, let’s ave a threesome without two.

The last time I had a threesome it was me, myself, and I…

I suspect Selfy will be taking some damage to that purty face by the end of this plotline.

My my…Selfy doesn’t learn easily, does he….

2/3 is better than 1/3.

I told ya Coffee should have rearranged Selfy’s teeth. Maybe given him a Columbian necktie.

L’Shana Tovah Tikatevu, everyone, on this, the first day of Rosh Hashanah! (And why isn’t Sam wishing us that…?)

I was actually invited to a threesome once. But I was so young and stupid I didn’t realize it until the next day.

Now now, Selphie. Don’t get…‘ugly’ LOL

Politicians have a lot of connections. I’m sure Selfie is going to pull some strings, and maybe even get the theater closed.

Does Selfy take a photo of himself before he leaves? Probably not; doesn’t want a picture of garbage in his teeth.

Ugly rears its headCoffee tosses trouble outRevenge now the goalPride hurt anger takes overWith Tracy near will sense win

He’s right that he’s the Wrong guy…TBC

You’re replying to Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray’s comment:@Gweedo – Pro

[giggles] You captured my ‘hart’ with that. Thank you deerly, Gweedo!

[gun shots! She looks around fearfully!]

Hold it son! That ain’t movin’ me! Lets put a little FIRE in it!!

[Kan lifts her skirt a bit, and starts an infectious dance with the gentlemen here, as Ray starts singing] – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nADfmmU80

A sweet-heart of a fan speaks up, Good work, Gents!You’re our kinda Gal, K ! I believe This Guy says it best !

SAM’S SCHOOL FOR SUPERVILLAINSBayonne, N.J.Lesson #8: Villainous QuotesWhile not an essential part of the budding bad guy’s identity, getting off a good quote, threat or face-saving comeback can be the mark of someone a cut above the ordinary. Our prospective student, Mr. Narcisse, is already at a disadvantage because of his ties to Rep. Bellowthon who (in the course of her legitimate work), likely has a number of such remarks ready at hand. If he wishes to stand out, we would recommend…1. Veiled Specifics: Leave your target with the implication of a threat, not an actual one (that can be testified to in a court of law). A villain with potential can walk the fine semantic line that can never be recalled but leaves the clear impression that cooperation with you is in your best interest.2. Avoid “Gangster Talk:” Unless you really ARE a gangster, the use of phrases like “You’re messing with the wrong guy” are seen as passe. Even actual gangsters don’t use them anymore. And for cryin’ out loud, stay away from nouns like “pal;” it’s so 1930s, Public Enemy phraseology.

“For the last time Mom, I just don’t feel that way about you”

You know, I wouldn’t be upset if Coffee goes ahead and wastes Selfy right there, on the spot. Then it wouldn’t bee too much of a body disposal problem since the dumpster is conveniently there. Wouldn’t bother me at all.

HEY, if it looks like a taco it’s gonna be yummy!

He has not hitherto seemed the type, but now I must say I hope Selfy isn’t packing heat! He looks in a mood to draw down on Coffee. Of course, maybe Coffee is strapped, too. This could turn into a shootist affair in the alley.It isn’t the fastest draw, it’s the truest aim!Or, maybe Selfy is all huff and no puff….

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Well, looks like all the endless and meaningless picture shenanigans our flab four have been forcing us to endure has had a great effect on management! And just when I was about to start posting pictures again.LOL!

It’s about time! Congrats, Management. And now to add more quality to the pudding, why not allow StillDaMan out of the penalty box? He’s promised to be a good little boy. After all, over-penalizing a youngster only creates and individual who has a harder time integrating back into civil society. We don’t want some quack shrink stuffing him with mood enhancers, would we? Thanks, in advance……. I knew you were an understanding and progressive bunch.

I wan’t aware there were a lot of spammers on this site.

I bet that also means we can’t post past strips anymore, either.

Let’s see if I can post links such as this one.

Dang, can’t post links, either!

Can’t enlarge text, either.

They’ve taken much of the fun out of posting!

This seems like a drastic action for what I have not seen is a problem.

Well, I guess my stint as a BMBG “DJ” has come to an end.

JPuzzleWhiz dutifully noted… They’ve taken much of the fun out of posting!… I’m in a state of shock!

Oh, and < l > to create a space between lines no longer works.

I agree, There’s no reason to stop pictures from being posted. Everyone should send a note of complaint to the powers that be. While you’re at it ask them why StillDaMan! had been banned for 3 years without ever getting an explanation!

Were there pages on GoComics that had a lot of political posting?

BMBG’s Accordion Quartet was a bit too much for the GoComics management, I suppose.

I like the gift wrapping.

Lesbe friends!