Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 04, 2016

XYZ

“We foresee something bad is about to happen to you. You won’t be around to spend money after tomorrow, so just give it all to us now.”

Off topic, but…What does the little apology/rule below the “SUBMIT” button below mean? What are they forbidding, textwise? And how does ruling out particular text formats fight off spam abuse?

Hmm… so that’s how Y interceptions work.

It and similar are out there already. Be Aware of any solicitation. Never take any over the phone.

If they were really psychic, wouldn’t they already know your name and credit card number? Just sayin’.

I keep getting urgent phone calls from the “Windows Service Desk” about my computer. Except I own a Macintosh.

I’m afraid of what’s behind the zipper.

I’ve never been to a psychic. I should put that on my list.

Sounds like something my next door neighbor would fall for. are you kidding?

Has Lio discovered a new species of whale called the Zipper Whale?

Something bad’s about to happen to you, let us tell you about it? Oh sure, I’ll call and you can tell me how you’ve just scammed me. I think I’ll pass!

Ironically it fits what Gocomics is doing to itself. Unzipping.

Thanks for the clarifications regarding the new rule.

Why?

The Ten Cats crowd will be SEVERELY P.O.ed by this.

This is no different than the email I get from some outfit claiming to be a “reputation defender” and that they “found some bad stuff about me” and that I should pay them to find out what that “bad stuff” really is.

Oh maaaan, seeing a messed up zipper like that so early in the morning is really tough on my OCD

Great use of the format.

I’ll bet the caller has an Indian accent. And probably says his name is “Thomas Brown.”

I can wait 5 weeks to get the news on the election

Now I’ve seen an elephant fly!

One way or the other, Lio, that zipper demands to be pulled!

Which way will our boy go? Zip it or open wide?

the base of the telephone stand looks likes Ziggy’s dogs backside.

Unzipping the fourth wall/

thats kind of scary to me

who plays roblox please donot kill awsomnes12334

If there’s nothing I can do to prevent it, I’d rather not know.