Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2016

What about the brillo hair?

Yep, confirmation that Rat is behind this story. Trying to prove his superiority despite the fact that he’s actually inferior to Pig.

If animals could write theories, they would be far more harsher than this.

Like someone mentioned a few days ago…..they also grew a finger where their nose should be.

And in the future, Soylent Green will be made from Rat and all his relatives.

Rat that’s a terrible insult…

to four year olds.

Is this a prequel or alternate timeline to Planet Of The Apes?

For all his awards, it’s good to see Stephan still has humility.

I read a couple of these years ago and stopped. Recently I started reading it again and can’t figure out why I stopped in the first place. A great strip. I happen to like groaners and puns.

While in school years ago, Toon Boy used to nap during art class.

Hey, there have been plenty of great art teachers. Sadly, most of them had to teach the military arts.

That explains EVERYTHING

That’s good!

Steph, I love it when you poke fun at yourself!

You don need no stinkin art teacher Steven

“Did the nuclear war kill all the art teachers?”Actually, they were gone before the war—art teachers were the second group up against the wall when the revolution came. The first group was, of course, the Sirius Cybernetics marketing department…

I assume the war affected different continents in different ways. Hence, on this continent we get the PBS sentient-animal society, and on a different one we get Slylock Fox…

Anyone else think ComicLass desperately needs a remedial course in basic grammar?

Did the married men get to keep their hair?

What is Cartoon-Boy’s radioactively-induced superpower?

He doesn’t have any, does he?

No art skills; bad puns; radical career changes; dumped by Cartoon-Staci; constantly berated by his own characters….

You’re a Loser, Cartoon-Boy! Did win a Reuben lately, though; Whoop-dee-freakin-doo. (Eye roll.)