“Spicy dish”? I take it he’s talking about a human being? I absolutely loathe men like Ted! Women are PEOPLE you SOB! Oh but I’d like to kick him somewhere he’d never have the use of again!
Wife suspected husband was having an affair. Quietly followed him to a motel. Checked the halls until heard his laughter. Knew about how long it took for the alcohol to take effect.
Then knocked on the door – her (former!) best friend answered! She just said “OUT”, she left and the wife went in and spent the night with him.
Imagine his surprise next morning when when the alcohol wore off! She then added, they went home, no harsh words or threats, and no problems in the future.
Ted wouldn’t be happy if he was married to Miss Canada…he is unworthy of living the good life… may he be damned in the juices of misery he creates for women.*
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
you’re quite a sly fox, Ted
Argythree about 8 years ago
Arrogance
legaleagle48 about 8 years ago
Huh. So Ted WAS married at this particular time!
Can't Sleep about 8 years ago
Until the morning when you’re sitting at the breakfast table, she says she has a surprise for you, and it’s a cast iron skillet to your frontal lobe.
Or maybe she just settles for serving divorce papers with your scrambled eggs.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
He is a fool, and someone who needs a divorce starting in his groin and moving outward in pain. Then the divorce.
M2MM about 8 years ago
Ted lives with his mother, so he’s bragging about nothin’
dlkrueger33 about 8 years ago
He’s a slime ball.
Linguist about 8 years ago
For guys like that, it’s not even the cheating that’s important.
It’s the thrill of getting away with something and not being caught.
Unfortunately, the only one they’re fooling, is themselves, and karma, being what it is, has a way of coming around and biting them in the butt !
Tyge about 8 years ago
The fact that John hadn’t shut him down at the bar should give Elly pause.
Tyge about 8 years ago
According to his character bio (on the official web site) he’s definitely in midlife crisis mode.
alondra about 8 years ago
“Spicy dish”? I take it he’s talking about a human being? I absolutely loathe men like Ted! Women are PEOPLE you SOB! Oh but I’d like to kick him somewhere he’d never have the use of again!
Slatsmagee about 8 years ago
By George, I think you’re on to something…
Numbnumb about 8 years ago
A human skunk is the WORST kind of varmint!
tuslog1964 about 8 years ago
From an advice column a few years back:
Wife suspected husband was having an affair. Quietly followed him to a motel. Checked the halls until heard his laughter. Knew about how long it took for the alcohol to take effect.
Then knocked on the door – her (former!) best friend answered! She just said “OUT”, she left and the wife went in and spent the night with him.
Imagine his surprise next morning when when the alcohol wore off! She then added, they went home, no harsh words or threats, and no problems in the future.
joanb about 8 years ago
Ted wouldn’t be happy if he was married to Miss Canada…he is unworthy of living the good life… may he be damned in the juices of misery he creates for women.*
Asharah about 8 years ago
Ted, suspicion is enough for her to find a lawyer.