Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 12, 2016

Ignorance – old school method.

I’m cracking uo over NightGaunt saying yesterday that he was a preternaturally mature child. PRETERNATURALLY MATURE! My God how big is this guy’s ego? Talk about pomposity.

And while I’m at it, add Hypocracy to BigPuma’s list of charms. He chastises me for referring to him as a dick only to later call Caulfield, a child, a tool. Maybe BP feels that if it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind it’s a man’s right to be a flipping hypocrite.

Wow. She looks pleased. Why would she look pleased?

Distracted coughing.

Denial – ain’t the longest river in Africa!

Very funny!

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But I feel sad for Principal Spaetzel. He is too good of a guy to have to have so many problems occur.

Same idea different object. Take you mind off the primary is a killer.

Purse Control legislation is clearly needed

Note to all. I’m going to try harder to ignore the negative comments and just focus on the positive. I notice BiPuma seems more tolerant the last few days. If he can do it, I can but I don’t mean that in a competitive way. I mean that I can follow a good example and a kinder, gentler BigPuma tends to make me clean my own ofttimes nasty backyard.

Peace out, Boy Scout

Not to contradict myself so soon but I’m still chortling over NightGaunt’s depiction of himself as a “preternaturally mature” child rather than saying simply he was “Quite mature for his age” like most other folks would. Geez I wish I was special.

I just got an estimate of $1600 because some moron couldn’t back out of a parking spot straight and sideswiped my door.

Dr. Spaetzle has a good point. Regardless of the excuse, the damage caused is the same. (Notice that, however often Mrs. Olsen and Coach Hacker do damage in the parking lot, there’s no mention of insurance and financial responsibility.)