Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 15, 2016

well, I won’t be backing any leftover pumpkin seeds to snack on thanks to Syibil there

Oh, thinking we’re Dorothy and Toto, are they?

Reminds me of a Rolling Stones song, “Gunface.”

Google “carving pumpkin with a gun” sometime. It’s… uh… interesting…

That’s the easy way to carve a pumpkin… maybe I should do it that way.

Thank goodness! Kansas is almost as bad as…Texas… :P

We’re off to see the wizard!

That works.

Usually when I’m not in Kansas anymore, I’m on my way to the Kansas City airport. (Which, like most of Kansas City, is in Missouri…)

Step aside, Rookie! I got this!

Using the ol’ “toolkit in a holster” as they called it in Riders Radio Theatre.

In 3 months we’ll be singing ♫ “We’re off to shovel the blizzard, the terrible blizzard of Oz……” ♫

Rat shot.

Thank god!

@AmraLeo-while I will admit (as a Texan) that Texas has a lot of nut cases (Governor, lt, Governor, Attorney General) Kansas has a real nut case with Brownback.

Nice grouping

Saaayyy!

 

I’m gonna try this… at home!

goodness that cat is scary at times

Once you go to Kansas, you won’t want to go back…

Blofeld: The satellite is at present over… Kansas. Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years. Perhaps New York, with all that smut and traffic… might give them a chance for a fresh start. Washington, DC. Perfect. Since we have not heard from them, they will hear from us.

#SCORE!!!

Having driven Interstate 70 too many times from Missouri to Colorado, believe me when I tell you Kansas is toooooo long of a state and BORING to drive across until you start seeing the wind turbines. At least they break up the scenery.

Some lines are more successful than others. “Not in Kansas anymore” may be one of them.

I know what you’re thinking. “Did (s)he fire six shots or only five?”

Not bad shooting, Cybil. But using that .50 caliber hand-cannon is too messy. Instead, settle for Colt .45 SAs, like Hickok45 here: http://tinyurl.com/zb4l4mb (on YouTube). Here’s a gin & tonic to your health!

Greatest state in the union. Although I would love to see a wall built around that cesspool known as Lawrence. EMAW! GO CATS!!!

That sign probably should read “Welcome to Colorful Colorado”.

When I retired from the Air Force I got out of Florida and back to Kansas as fast as I could!Sand salt water heat and humidity is NOT for me.PS that was 38 years ago and I still LOVE it here.

Some fool sold her a gun!