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Frazz: How's the "Thirty things to do before I'm 30" paper coming?
Caption: Clean the cat boxes. Skydive from the ionosphere naked. Quit getting help from my weird polar opposite parents.
Frazz: They do offset each other nicely.
Better question why does one of her parents want to commit suicide? It’s almost 40 MILES up there, no breathable air or heat. An naked means no protective layers so as soon as you open the vehicle your DEAD! I suppose your make a nice shooting star, maybe? Even if you wore a chute you wouldn’t live long enough to pull the ripcord.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I wonder which of her parents wants to skydive naked.
DutchUncle over 8 years ago
Those are complementary goals: Clean the cat boxes before you go out skydiving, so that when you come home after celebrating the house smells nice.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Cleaning cat litter boxes is a daily job, by the end of the week it is time to replace the litter in it.
gordol over 8 years ago
I can understand skydiving naked, but from the ionisphere? You need a pressure suit that high up.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 8 years ago
In real life, do people actually point their fingers for no visible reason as often as they do in this comic strip?
Scoonz over 8 years ago
Where’s that commenter who goes by Pointspread? He or she might have an opinion about this.
mauser7 over 8 years ago
Better question why does one of her parents want to commit suicide? It’s almost 40 MILES up there, no breathable air or heat. An naked means no protective layers so as soon as you open the vehicle your DEAD! I suppose your make a nice shooting star, maybe? Even if you wore a chute you wouldn’t live long enough to pull the ripcord.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Better understand that if you go naked from that height you won’t need a chute to hit the ground frozen dead.