Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 24, 2016

Rasin brains.

Cereal for health-conscious zombies.

Now with more rasins.

Brewster doesn’t have this problem.

Or a plumber zombie: Drains…

Aren’t brains naturally gluten-free anyway?

“Trains….Trains…..Trains…….I’m gettin’ freakin’ tired of all these freakin’ zombies on these freakin’ trains”…….

Carl wants foods “untouched by human hands.”

Brains don’t contain wheat, barley, or rye and it would be tough to cross contaminate them since they are enclosed in a cranium. Brains are naturally gluten free.

Can a Z be a former bird-watcher? “Cranes!”

Why is Winky worried? They arent calling for speens!

“Like your arm isn’t going to fall off someday anyway, Carl…”

I’m save, I eat lots of pasta.

Restaurants started advertising “Gluten Free” items so people with coeliac disease, or other gluten sensitivity, could eat there. Others, seeing the signs, assumed it was because a gluten free diet was better for everyone.

Gluten is healthy, this whole fad is just that. Ridiculous self hypnosis. Only 1% have a problem with it.

Brewster is safe if they are allergic to space nuts.