Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 16, 2016

In wide open out of the way places like that I just get out and go around the right side and “check the tire”, as Uncle Denny useta say.

Inversely proportional means the more he has to go, the slower he travels.

That is why I keep a clean 16 oz Gatorade bottle in my truck. you never know and if you stay in the truck(and are careful) no one else will either.

“29 Miles to Richmond” by Willy Makeit.Illustrations by Betty Wont.

And if a Trooper stops you then you can piss on his shoes.

I think he means directly proportional…

When you’ve gotta go, it feels like you’re taking forever to get there.

Don’t forget to include the added clause of hitting every red light being proportional to the need to use a bathroom on one’s way home.

The Plugger as he continues to drive has to go to the bathroom more and more. His speed goes up and up as he continues to search for a restroom. Don’t you mean directly proportional?

This can become very sh—ty!