Jane's World by Paige Braddock for October 20, 2016

So Starr is straight,then?

Ethan – um, she’s older than your mom, dude!

“If only she could train him……” Ok, I’m a bit put off by that. That is sexist (and yes it would be equally sexist the other way around).

Straight? Bi? Both work for me to keep her.

But he wants to plow that red field….

Watch out for time travel paradoxes…

She could go look up her old friends and ruin their day a la Geico’s Peter Pan: “You don’t look a day over 70!”

Time travel into the future is simple — all you need is a technique to suspend animation. It’s going back into the past that creates the paradoxes.

Did they get pants on her?

You can actually time warp into the future, past normal time. Satellites and Mercury do it all the time.

What the would be physicists in here fail to realize is that velocity is not a measurment of time. You can divide distance traveled by the amount of time it took to get there and that will tell you how fast you traveled and (D/T=V) or multiply time by velocity to measure distance (T x V =D) but time (T) is a constant factor. Even IF a theoretical hyper light speed drive (warp drive for Sci-Fi fans) that allowed a ship to travel twice the speed of light, for 6 months (total distance covered 6 trillion miles or one lightyear) released a standard radio signal back to Earth and then returned (again at twice the speed of light) You would reach home 6 months before your radio signal did, HOWEVER your total time in transit would have only taken one year of time here on Earth

Time travel doesn’t exist because time doesn’t actually exist.