Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 27, 2016
Transcript:
Caulfield: Now people can turn on their lights. One holiday has to be over before you can start the next one. That's the rule. Frazz: And rules are rules, even if they're hazardous. Caulfield: Oh, people can put up their lights early. They just have to wait to turn them on. Frazz: And loopholes are loopholes, even when they're suspiciously convenient. Caulfield: Just like I can start making my Christmas list in June as long as I don't turn it in until after Thanksgiving.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Hey, put ours up (at the wife’s insistence) on the last warm day in November. Of course, had to turn them on at least twice to find the burnt out ones and recheck.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
He’s also allowed to amend his list up until Christmas Eve.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Some never come down. It seemed better this year. Didn’t have to fight the Xmas feeling assaulting me this year.
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
Your rules aren’t necessarily my rules.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
My stuff is staging. I want to do something different this year, but my canvas is limiting. Darsan54 : I try my lights before I put them up, but every #@%67* year, I get them up , turn them on, and sure enough some aren’t working.Christmas lights are like being married, it is painfully wonderful.
Keep on keepin' on almost 8 years ago
Actually, Frazz, stop dissing the loopholes! When safety is involved, everyone else can just deal with it!
CanuckAmuck almost 8 years ago
That’s a rule I can definitely get behind. Maybe I’m just being an old fart, but as far as I’m concerned, Christmas decorations in stores before Halloween is just plain tacky.
ilikai almost 8 years ago
always do the decorations in November, still warm enough
Al Nala almost 8 years ago
Not playin’ the game this year. Lights are packed away somewhere.
JanLC almost 8 years ago
We stopped putting up lights when the roof line got dangerously high for our age and physical fitness. My pastor, on the other hand, puts up a wonderful display, but always before Thanksgiving. As a pastor, the Advent season is always extremely busy, so he gets it done while he has time for it.
Seed_drill almost 8 years ago
If I put them up at all this year, it won’t be until the roofers are done!
Stephen Gilberg almost 8 years ago
There’s nothing wrong with keeping a wishlist year round and updating it as appropriate.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The kid sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Lighten up, Frazz.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
At the apartments that I live at on Thanksgiving Day they were up and turned on that evening. I do like seeing the lights.
leemartinlee almost 8 years ago
How about this: Gather all the lights into a loose two-foot ball, hang it from your front porch by one wire, plug it in and let it glow. For accent, stick a sign in the yard that says, “Okay, honey, the lights are hung. Please come home.”
roberta.forbes.pyle almost 8 years ago
Hubby and I traditionally put the Christmas stuff up the Friday after Thanksgiving (since I have the day off). It also provides an excellent excuse to stay FAR away from the malls on Black Friday…
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
A neighbor fell off his ladder a few years ago while taking down the Christmas lights. He was about 60, certainly not old—and the paramedics couldn’t revive him.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Caulfield thinks he found loopholes in long established custom. Good for him if that entertains him.
cosman almost 8 years ago
Dad Had the the lights up by the 15th, so he can turn them on that day..
Take them down after the 12th day of Christmas, the 5th.