Monty by Jim Meddick for November 10, 2016

All of the above.

It’s the dork line.

You are not flattered Monty?

Psychosis is a medical condition not a joke. Kleptomania is an impulse control disorder. So we see here the continuing stigmatization of mental illness.

Psychosis is a medical condition not a joke. Kleptomania is an impulse control disorder. So we see here the continuing stigmatization of mental illness.

She missed it. It’s under Knuckleheads.

It’s called the Trump line.

Funny. She might try reading to herself instead of out loud.

Down’s Syndrome can be diagnosed from the lines in the palm, even if it’s so mild (the chromosome duplication is so minor) that there’s no other visible sign.

I think that may be his “robot companion” line. Well, lines. There was Robotman, after all.

If you have knuckles on your head… You might be a Klingon. Or you’re getting a noogie.

Hmm. I don’t know that I’d place my trust in such an inadequate palmist. Having to go look up a line after how many years on the job?! Really?

She’s a disgrace to her ancient and honored profession.

Monty is just a disgrace, period….