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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 15, 2016
Transcript:
Sal: Before we start, let's take a look at this motivation video message from Dr. Whoopee's founder and chairman! Duke: You know, when I founded Dr. Whoopee last year, I swore my products would be the finest available on the market! Well, I delivered on that pledge. How do you know? How do you know our line is all I say it is? How do you know we use only the finest materials currently available anywhere in the Caribbean Basin? Trust me.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
I see a lot of unplanned pregnancies and unexpected trips to the pharmacist for antibiotics in the future for people who thought they were playing it safe.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
….and with a little hole on the top of mr.Whoopee your entire life will change
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Trust me.” That’s how they say “F you” in politics.
Linguist over 8 years ago
" Trust me, I’m a doctor. "
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Never Trust A Man Who Says: " Trust Me " !
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 8 years ago
Gotta hope Trudeau is thinking about going back to full time, now that we have Herr Drumpf et al.
gantech over 8 years ago
Cue sinister music…da, da, DAHHHHH!
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ronnie Reagan – Bush Jr. – now Trump. How can Mr. Trudeau resist?
Joliet Jake over 8 years ago
Nice to see Duke has landed on his feet, and re-purposed the campus of his defunct medical school.
barister over 8 years ago
Yes, and meet my second child named, “You lied” and his brother, “Im suing you”.
whiteaj over 8 years ago
Have at it, kiddies. In the morning, Trump will still be president-elect and the Democrats will still have lost.
Liv over 8 years ago
Who is that?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 8 years ago
And the next generation was known as “Duke Babies.”
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 8 years ago
That last panel was scarier than the Joker, Riddler, Penguin, and Lex Luthor all together! :-o
mulder42 over 8 years ago
Time to be very scared…
:::nervous:::
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
Even when properly made and properly put on, I’m told a condom works only 80% of the time.
sandflea over 8 years ago
All it tales is a little pin prick.
Masterskrain over 8 years ago
Duke Trump.