Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 30, 2010

Andy, you need to apply for the job. Just think of the perks.

Drowned in a vat of beer? How horrible! Oh, I dunno….he came out twice to go the the bathroom!

Heh, If Andy fell in the vat, he’d drink his way out.

Buck Owens: “I fell down stairs with a gallon of moonshine and didn’t spill a drop.”

Roy Clark: “How’d you do that?”

Buck: “Keep my mouth shut.” (Pick’n & Grin’n on Hee Haw)

\\//_

Major faux pas…..

I have to agree with Andy. I have written our Prez to speak to Parliament on a Brewers Act that will protect the integrity of the beer throughout the Empire.

Couldn’t Flo use some more quid?

Now if Andy guarded the brewer he want to try all the beers. Brewer would not like that.

Stringbean on ‘Hee Haw’ would be a great nite watchman at the beer factory !

The applications are down to… W.C. Fields Foster Brooks and Dean Martin

They should hire Andy, he is a professional drinker you know

How does one gain experience as a beer guard?

I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact…

AgProv said,

I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact… They had a similar line on DETROIT 1-8-7 the other night. One cop’s partner was embarrassed because he thought he’d pissed his pants during a shootout. He was so relieved to find out he’d only been shot!

Andy, it’s not your beer until you (or more likely, someone else) pays for it.