Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 21, 2010

Hey, leave my hand-dipped corndogs out of this!

They can pry my hand-dipped corndogs out of my cold, dead hands!

Oh, wait… I’m already dead.

Never mind.

Are the subliminal slugs speeding in those little cars? –You have a lot for which to answer, Boy!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/09/yes-we-feel-love_20.html

I have added a definition of the term “frog applause” to Urban Dictionary. It usually takes the editors a day or two to review and approve a definition, so let’s keep our fingers crossed.

In the mean time, you sickos can amuse yourselves by looking up the only other definition I’ve contributed to that site.

The word is “caverned” or “caverning.”

Actually, don’t look it up.

There are things you can’t un-read, and you will surely live out the rest of your days with greater peace of mind if you do not look up this term.

Seriously.

You don’t want to do this.

Is there an escargot joke hidden in here?

Subliminal slugs[banana]? What are you[ghost] talking about? I haven’t[sea] seen any mention[ninja] of slugs[black keel back] in the strip[marsh]. I think[field] you’re imagining[Durham] things[leopard].

“Squirt!” To quote a friend of a friend: “Internships are corporate bukkake.”

“Charles Bukowski Reads”- I’m from Carmichael,CA, home of the famous Patty Hearst Symbionese Liberation Army bank robbery. The one where Patty Hearst is holding a submachine gun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hearst-hibernia-yell.jpg

“Helping the old” looks like someone recreated the footage. Very creepy concept.

Oh hell. It’s the real Hibernia Bank robbery footage. Jeebus. Where did they get that?

I love poor little girls with guns. Must have been the product of a deprived childhood.

Hey, that power strip has shown me the light. There’s no overload breaker switch (the witch with a switch, bad punning) and it looks like little faces going oh, oh, oh (an orgasm?)

a highly tuned and properly installed surveillance pickle can detect even the smallest subliminal slugs before they have a chance to mutate into hand-dipped corn dogs

corn dogs are far , far more tastier when they are hand dipped. Have you ever tasted a corn dog that was foot-dipped?

can’t think of a better way to start the day than with a cigarette and a freshly printed Zap comic book. ah, for it to be 1968….just one more time

I am more of a hand dipped horn dog.

Need a salt shaker and some catsup.

The stratosphere has been raised awfully high today by all the zingy comments. I am not worthy to say much of anything lest I detract from the elevated decorum of the group!

I much prefer hand-dipped slugs and subliminal corn dogs.

I noticed the word frogasm in the urbandictionary. Is that what you have after Frogapplausex?

BEI MIR BIST DU SCHON makes me dance like a drunken horny toad!

caverned - new one - not bad, B+