The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 11, 2016

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    You’re a nicer man than I am, Frank Bucket.

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    L  almost 8 years ago

    Ditto.

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    inshadowz  almost 8 years ago

    Alas, the option to send a high voltage shock to the caller has not yet been implemented.

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    car2ner  almost 8 years ago

    my son actually turned the table and tried selling something back to the caller. It didn’t last long but it was funny. yeah, I know, the poor guy was trying to earn a living, too.

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 8 years ago

    I once flirted with a telemarketer. She hung up really quick :D :D :D

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    This is an all too familiar scenario.

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    Perkycat  almost 8 years ago

    This could be a new thing – SMASHING PHONES!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 8 years ago

    For dudes my standard is “Try & find honest work, you bottom-feeding scumbag!” – click.For women? “What color is your underwear?”

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    donut reply  almost 8 years ago

    Use Nomorobo. Phone rings once than it hangs up on numbers that have not called you before. I still don’t answer if I don’t recognize the number. Figure someone else in the house has picked up the phone on that number before. Callsare NEVER for me anyway, and I like it that way.

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    BWR  almost 8 years ago

    Learn just enough of an unusual foreign language to confuse ’em. Very few people even recognize Gaelic.

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    BWR  almost 8 years ago

    If you’ve called or contacted a company, they have the right to call you. Solution: Refuse to give a phone number, or put all ‘9’.

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    Jeeper Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Let the answering machine pick it up. YES, I still have an answering machine.

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    Kokopelli  almost 8 years ago

    I hate it even worse when a computer calls me, then puts me on hold.

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    whenlifewassimpler  almost 8 years ago

    I don’t answer the phone my old fashioned answering machine does so I avoid all this baloney!

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    sbwertz  almost 8 years ago

    My phone has a “block call” button and stores 300 numbers. I use it a LOT!

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