Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 22, 2016

Which one of these two is supposed to be the dummy again?

Doc’s been sniffing at the test tubes again.

Turkeys are too stupid to be the mascot.

“I have nothing to do right now…”

“No, Jack!”

“But Thanksgiving has pumpkin—”

“NO.”

So that’s what happens to the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Kind of looks like a big flying poop.

Don’t ask it for cranberry ‘sauce’.

He’s not fooling anyone with that faux-Cranfairy.

Cranberries come in cans.

And they’re shaped like cans.

Bog-gles the mind

Ben Franklin wanted the symbol of America to be the turkey. He finally got his wish.

The first time I looked at this I misread it and thought it said CranFarty. This, of course, would have been gross if it was true. Or hilarious, depending on your point of view or where you’re from.

Thanksgiving already has the Gobbledygooker.

Somebody make it a superhero movie where she slays a giant terror turkey.

I think the Easter Bunny is not real but definitely there is a Santa.

I expect one of the most used Thanksgiving mascots used in advertising is a turkey with a Pilgrim hat.

I chuckled visualizing the follow-on to dropping pumpkin pies down the chimney of those who are good.

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"I’ve behaved!

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SPLAT with an explosion of embers and ashes.

If you’re bad, you get pumpkin pie.

And COW pies if you don’t!!