Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2016
November 17, 2016
November 19, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold! The tooth fairy visited. Marigold: Did she leave you anything? Phoebe: Just a note. "Do not be afraid to leave pieces of yourself behind." Marigold: She has paid you with a pearl of wisdom. Phoebe: Someone really needs to teach you magical creatures capitalism.
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
That advice is redundant considering who it comes from.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Not even a quarter?
Sugar Bombs 95 about 8 years ago
It was Marigold. I just know it.
codycab about 8 years ago
Not the kind of “tip” she was hoping for.
gammaguy about 8 years ago
They already know about capitalism. The Tooth Fairy knows how to use a monopoly.
A R V reader about 8 years ago
Either times are bad for the tooth fairy, or she’s just a cheapskate.
Mad Sci about 8 years ago
Always leave little parts of yourself behind. Unless you’re committing a felony, then the crime lab can trace it back to you.
Wichita1.0 about 8 years ago
The spiritual equivalent of underwear for Christmas!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
The kid is lucky the Tooth Fairy didn’t eat all of her teeth.
kaykeyser about 8 years ago
I sort of wanted to see them shrink and visit the museum. It could have been a nice little short story.
strangeanimal about 8 years ago
deep.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Or how ’bout socialism? Huh? Less mandate to destroy the entire earth through overproduction using environmentally harmful means. Huh? Less need to start forever-wars in poorer countries so that richer countries can rob their resources for pennies. Huh?
Sigh. Fine, forget it. Hopefully climate change will make it quick for us all.
nerdhoof 10 months ago
The tooth fairy was on vacation, and the fortune cookie fairy filled in for her.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Sounds like the tooth fairy’s middle name is “dad”. :D