Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2016
November 17, 2016
November 19, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold! The tooth fairy visited. Marigold: Did she leave you anything? Phoebe: Just a note. "Do not be afraid to leave pieces of yourself behind." Marigold: She has paid you with a pearl of wisdom. Phoebe: Someone really needs to teach you magical creatures capitalism.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
That advice is redundant considering who it comes from.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Not even a quarter?
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 8 years ago
It was Marigold. I just know it.
codycab almost 8 years ago
Not the kind of “tip” she was hoping for.
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
They already know about capitalism. The Tooth Fairy knows how to use a monopoly.
A R V reader almost 8 years ago
Either times are bad for the tooth fairy, or she’s just a cheapskate.
Mad Sci almost 8 years ago
Always leave little parts of yourself behind. Unless you’re committing a felony, then the crime lab can trace it back to you.
Wichita1.0 almost 8 years ago
The spiritual equivalent of underwear for Christmas!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
The kid is lucky the Tooth Fairy didn’t eat all of her teeth.
kaykeyser almost 8 years ago
I sort of wanted to see them shrink and visit the museum. It could have been a nice little short story.
strangeanimal almost 8 years ago
deep.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Or how ’bout socialism? Huh? Less mandate to destroy the entire earth through overproduction using environmentally harmful means. Huh? Less need to start forever-wars in poorer countries so that richer countries can rob their resources for pennies. Huh?
Sigh. Fine, forget it. Hopefully climate change will make it quick for us all.
nerdhoof 9 months ago
The tooth fairy was on vacation, and the fortune cookie fairy filled in for her.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 5 months ago
Sounds like the tooth fairy’s middle name is “dad”. :D