FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 18, 2016

Rudolf the 6700 what rangier what? I don’t speak science.

“Nora’s freezing on the trolley”.

I like the last one in particular.

“Don we now our LGBTQ apparel….”

I might have to use the “Merry and Pippin” one…

Frosty the X-man was a superpowered soul…

Get with it, Jason. Everyone uses nanometers instead of Angstroms. So it should be 670 nm.

The nights watch,, Game of Thrones reference.. nice..

@keltii, or a Discworld one.

Some parents think it’s cute when their kids mangle the words to songs.

I’m racking my brain for one of my own geeky Christmas carols to put here, but I got nothing!

Any second now, the Christmas Carol Police will show up to arrest Jason for butchering Christmas songs.

Deck Us All

(Walt Kelley)

Deck us all with Boston Charlie

Walla Walla, Wash., and Kalamazoo

Nora’s freezing on the trolley

Swaller dollar cauliflower, alley-garoo!

Don’t we know archaic barrel

Lullabye Lilly boy, Louisville Lou

Trolley Molly don’t love Harold

Boola-boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

(Alternate version)

Bark us all bow-wows of folly

Polly wolly cracker and too-da-loo

Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly

Gaggin’ on the wagon Willy folly go thru

Donkey bonny brays a carol

Antelope cantaloupe, ’lope with you

Chollie’s collie barks at barrow

Barum scarum five-alarum bungaloo

“♪♫ Sleigh bells tintinnabulate, are you utilizing your audio receptacles…”

At least in holiday spirit decorating tree.

Look for Green Chri$tma$ by Stan Freberg.

“We wish you a Merridoc Bradybuck Christmas and a Pippin Took New Year” “Now bring us some Ent Drought Pudding now bring us some Ent Draught pudding now bring us some Ent Draught pudding and Steven Colbert will cheer”( spelling is not my strong suit and spell check was no help)

Geek the halls!

Love that this is still going strong!

I still miss the daily updates. But so glad this is still around!!!

Why would Bowser have holly?