Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 26, 2016

“I got all the stuff you bought.”

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“Are you too lazy to bring it in in 30 trips?”

I do this all the time. It’s a better way. You save trips… and magic.

She found him wanding or coming up short.

Wait until he has a power surge and the groceries end up in orbit.

Oye I think I saw the wand smoking from excessive power to weight levitation strain?

or break the eggs

I bet Dumbledore could’ve handled that.

Looks like it’s killing him to make ONE trip!

Yes, yes it would.

What’s difficult about making only one trip is how hard it hits the credit card.

If she could do this then she would understand, but until then she gets to watch him have fun.

I can still carry all my groceries in in one trip, but it sometimes kills the fingers, due to all the bags being hooked around them.

If Yoda can lift a space ship out of a swamp, surely the Wiz can handle groceries.

Here we are fighting that dang gravity again…

If he doesn’t pay attention, he’ll make a different kind of trip.

You bought it all in one trip. Right?

She’ll probably eat most of it anyway.

what he needs is a big strong teddy bear, like me. My brother. I would probably need 3 trips if he wasn’t around. Luckily we got reusable bags that don’t tear if you look at them.